The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

October 10th, 2011

At this rate, Breaking Bad may very well surpass The Wire for Best TV Show of All Timeâ„¢

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@ericboggs damn, I’m going to call and ask for a blowjob

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@Jeremy_DeGroot SHHHH I was leaving those as a surprise in case someone tries any funny business.

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Nobody break into my house for the next few days - the system board for the alarm controller melted down.

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GPS logged google map of my Iron Butt ride over the weekend: http://t.co/UYsRECqo

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@flyosity I think you mean can’t TOUCH type - he types just fine!

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@ameir Nice. Karma thievery is a sincere form of flattery.

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