The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

February 2011

every problem has a solution. sometimes the solution is giving up.

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apparently “do you suck?” is an alternative phrasing of “got a light?”

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@pmccall777 interesting that the woman used in the article and elsewhere is not her. http://goo.gl/LICTi read the chat: http://goo.gl/FvBcL

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new toy and new gear http://twitpic.com/444fsy

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with enough dogged determination, a 70 pound canine can head butt his way through a 3/4” wood picket. off to the home improvement store…

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“God makes no mistakes” - great way to rationalize your parental negligence! http://bit.ly/e92CCW

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@faithcordell but you beat Nick to the punch, and that’s all that matters.

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@emilepetrone every time you mention Facebook, a little part of me dies

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@flyosity that’s not a fight, it’s two different attacks where the defender is refraining from kicking the attacker’s ass

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@pmccall777 @mikestable is implicitly saying that he enjoys using Lemonparty recreationally

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There are no winners in Lemonparty Wars. Any battle results in a Pyrrhic victory at best. Also, eyebleach prices skyrocket.

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@juliebomboolie There’s nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.

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national concealed carry reciprocity bill introduced in house, co-sponsored by Heath Shuler (D-NC) http://bit.ly/ihvNhJ

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@emilepetrone also, I had never heard of “Airbnb” so IDK how much comparing yourself to them is going to help…

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@emilepetrone Apache? Isn’t the default around 100?

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“We are your brothers. We are your sisters. We are you, we are everyone around you. We are Anonymous.”

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Anonymous is not an actual group of people. Anyone who decides to sail under the banner of Anonymous will be Anonymous. http://goo.gl/72JMF

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@hoorayimhelping yep, and they are. pissed off techies go in, lulz come out. YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT!

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the mere concept of Anonymous issuing press releases makes me giddy http://anonnews.org/?p=p…

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pretty neat (and depressing) web game made for Urban Ministries of Durham - http://playspent.org/

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@flyosity LOL “FUCK YOU, LOYAL FOLLOWERS!”

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@hoorayimhelping bacause anything outside of <?php ?> tags is HTML, DUH!

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As the entire Middle East goes up in flames, one Muslim is focused on justice for an unknown atrocity being committed: http://goo.gl/P2TGy

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what’s the point in having a democracy when people keep voting wrong? democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.

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just sold the CBR 900RR! you know what this means… I’m buying my second motorcycle on Saturday!

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DRUNKHULK LISTEN TO NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM! IT TOO EARLY FOR LENT! SO DRUNK HULK NO UNDERSTAND WHY RADIOHEAD GIVE UP!

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“A bubble is defined by too much money chasing assets… and the need to find a greater fool to buy them,” http://goo.gl/2OYIQ

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test drove a few motorcycles today and I’m feeling this is the one http://goo.gl/LIGAs

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at banfield getting a doggy leg x-rayed :-(

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still missing my 350Z… this is an electric car I would actually buy http://t.co/paDZ38V

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@ameir autos,ccw,dubstep,finance,frugal,guns,lounge,motorcycles,movies,stargate,triangle,ubuntu,wtf,zombies

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my co-workers have been trolling my craigslist ad for the motorcycle all morning. at least I figured it out. http://i.imgur.com/94fmv…

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apparently this warm weather snap has jump started a lot of people’s motorcycle searches for the spring. shouldn’t be long til I sell now…

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rundlesreposts You know what sucks? 100 calorie packs. 100 calorie pack of carrots has 10,000 carrots in it. The 100 cal pack of bacon? Like 2 bacon bits.

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IGN The Dead Island trailer is hands down the best trailer we’ve seen in 2011. | http://go.ign.com/eubc9Y

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really digging the redesigned top nav bar in gmail

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no one wins. one side just loses more slowly.

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@gigq Micro$oft’s Three Laws of Developers: DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

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@tab126 I’ve got most of my gear together; focusing on trying to sell the CBR so that I can buy a touring bike

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Cast off the veil of secret censorship in American cinema. The more you know… http://goo.gl/h6rlK

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NC may FINALLY gain a castle doctrine! If someone breaks into your home, they forfeit their right to live. http://bit.ly/eO3ead

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@flyosity nice! BTW I own a physical DVD of Powder. What does that tell you?

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blue waffle disappeared from trending topics whilst all the others stayed in place? i call shenanigans. #censorship

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omg blue waffle is trending on twitter. everyone pitch in!

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@hoorayimhelping Star Trek: Enterprise! Get it right or pay the price!

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donate blood, get a free HIV test!

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If the Senate decides to make the Patriot Act permanent, I say we display our patriotism in an Egyptian fashion. http://bit.ly/gE79qO

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@emilepetrone there’s always vmware - you could even set up an amazon ec2 instance and remote desktop into it

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@emilepetrone yep you have to keep it old school. css can’t be to fancy. http://www.campaignmonit…

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received undercooked chicken in my pita at lunch. ate it anyway. this four loko will kill off any harmful bacteria.

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AJEnglish Clashes reported in Iran protests: Anti-government marches under way in Tehran despite a heavy security presence… http://aje.me/hYZgE5

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@neiltyson @Bieterman It’s not the acceleration that’ll kill you - it’s the sudden stop when you hit the nearest wall / tree / whathaveyou.

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bitches love chocolate and hearts http://goo.gl/C1lqQ

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OH: “I LOVE scanning stuff! I want to work at a supermarket!”

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TuckerMax According to my CHL class, deadly force can be used in TX for reasons ranging from “necessary to save ur life” to “that fella looked shady”

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“you’re not as crazy as you think I am.” (the man from earth) A+++ would watch again

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@braddyg king chinese buffet off 85 in durham

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@taranga the buffet as a whole is meh, but they have good ice cream

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Several reasons why I own Corning stock http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@taranga king chinese buffet off 85 in durham

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just found the holy grail of sushi. cheese stick roll (top) http://t.co/bvM8qam

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TuckerMax I should live tweet this class, instructor is awesome. Began class w/ “Go ahead and call 911, but you’re just waiting to die.”

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Feb 12th, 2011 via web)

AJELive Omar Suleiman announces that Mubarak has resigned! http://aje.me/hXK0Wa #Egypt

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If you can’t say something controversial, don’t say anything at all.

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You can’t win Valentine’s Day

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@hoorayimhelping self-cleaning Kleenex. BRILLIANT!

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Just had an idea for a revolutionary dating site called PsychoDoucheDate.com http://i.imgur.com/TYWMh… http://i.imgur.com/zSMtk…

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it took several weeks of protests, but it sounds like they’re only hours away from victory in Egypt

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@mikestable you should do a post / review of this dish http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@ameir DaisyDisk? So… KDirStat for Mac? Welcome to 2002!

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everyone’s going crazy about the Duke / UNC game tonight and skipping over the more important news: the season premiere of Justified on FX!

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@Kestrelbird I’d have gone with a snarkier title myself…

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@flyosity yep, instead of going on the defensive I say they should have trolled all the haters

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hat tip to @mailchimp for managing to piss off a huge swath of the email marketing industry last week! http://goo.gl/hIPdq

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@emilepetrone I would modify that to say if you’re just getting into email marketing and don’t have a budget / need for advanced features :P

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Torque breaks more laws of physics than The Matrix and 2012 combined http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@pmccall777 @tony_winn I think most n00bs believe API stands for Automatic Program Interface

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okcupid Want to know if she’ll sleep with you on the first date? Ask her if she likes beer. http://okcupid.com/z/cg27 (You’re welcome.)

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@mark_a_phelps frugal tip: electric razor OR straight razor it like a boss.

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something’s trickling down, but it doesn’t smell like money.

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3 is the maximum number of times you should let the yellow mellow.

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@hoorayimhelping who gives a fuck about reception? I don’t want to talk to your hipster ass.

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Disregard females, retain cognitive abilities. http://goo.gl/y7gX3

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Nobody back Anonymous into a corner. In conclusion, LOL. http://t.co/VzbLczQ

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Correct: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
Incorrect: The image was photoshopped. http://goo.gl/gYM77

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Skyline = Independence Day + The Matrix + Zombieland but with a realistic ending.

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@flyosity I think you meant to say “the world’s largest edible double-ended dildo”

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training trumps firepower http://www.thegunzone.co…

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Are you still using Windows? A few more reasons to think about switching: Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal preview http://bit.ly/i12RF7

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@flyosity how long before you start ripping on Verizon when they inevitably start having network issues?

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@jefft @flyosity @ameir 12’s a much rounder number, in my opinion

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@jefft @flyosity @ameir that doesn’t make ANY sense; bowling only has 10 pins.

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@mattmeis it might be nice b/c it would cut down on inane drivel, but it would suck because karma whoring would be rampant.

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what do you think would happen to the Facebook experience if they went Reddit on our asses and started keeping track of your ‘like karma’ ?

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just LOLed at the “IP address triangulation” technique used in the latest episode of Flashpoint

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successfully completed my new year’s resolution: memorization of the military phonetic alphabet

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Al Jazeera’s English portal is down… hopefully due to their newfound popularity and not due to attack

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Egypt situation has escalated to sustained gunfire being heard

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FX has been putting out some solid shows lately - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Justified, and now Lights Out.

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@mattmeis almost hit 70 here today

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Egypt update: violence has erupted between pro and anti Mubarak protestors in Tahrir Square

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how long do you think it will be before facebook starts recommending “friends” to you that you’ve never met in real life?

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They’re not backing down! Up to 2 MILLION protesters are estimated to have gathered today in Tahrir Square in Cairo. http://goo.gl/T4zBk

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