The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

March 2010

4 out of 5 rappers agree: it ain’t trickin’ if you got it

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because the pen is mightier than the sword ‘tis much more badass to get things done with the sword

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NC is one of the few states that allows you to sue your spouse’s lover for ‘alienation of affection’ (and no, I didn’t) http://idek.net/1EqJ

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frame-by-frame - this should give you an idea how bright a nearby lightning strike is http://imgur.com/WBPSM.p…

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problem w/simple motion detection image analysis is that it doesn’t track motion of objects, just pixel changes - http://imgur.com/urdJJ.p…

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considered writing a facebook app for the lulz… then i remembered it would be a facebook app, which is arguably worse than an iphone app

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thank you, Internet, for this bountiful harvest of 20 pounds of rawhide at the low low price of $2.00 per pound

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i was going to tear up some asphalt at an autocross class today, but i discovered a tire losing air. time to whip out the mechanic’s gloves.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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it’s not a beer belly; it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine!

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80% of BMW 1 Series owners think their car is front wheel drive.http://idek.net/1DnF

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@grillmaestro i like how you worked the price tag into that photo

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@seanmcnichol i’m flexible - my boss said ‘you need to take a vacation.’ would love to take a cruise out of norfolk!

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read a ’25 Dangerous Activities Worth Shortening Your Life For’ post and 80% were food. lame.suggest moar items for me! http://idek.net/1DUs

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@jasonmalone b/c on singles cruises you have to share a cabin with a random stranger

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the bucket list demands that i find someone to accompany me on a cruise - i can find some great deals. any takers?

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the average american programmer writes an average of 10 lines of code per day with an average IQ of 105 on an average salary of $73,470

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if the conficker botnet was used to run @home distributed computing projects we’d probably find E.T. and cure cancer by the end of the year

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supporting unicode multi-byte character sets is such a pain in the ass that it may have killed the development of PHP 6 http://idek.net/1DBR

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realtime motion detection monitoring of a 640x480 24bit color m-jpeg feed takes 800 KB/S bandwidth, 200 MB RAM, & a full 3GHz AMD 64bit core

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once you incorporate firing pins, safeties, and triggers into golf i just might start playing http://www.youtube.com/w…

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*not for the faint of heart* - bike crashes into scooter: http://idek.net/1Ctr

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come on facebook: do i have 363, 364, or 365 ‘friends’ ? get your caches synced up - this is incredibly important data

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being a small online niche app does not make it ok to email me my username AND password in plaintext kgr8thx

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why do i never remember that i own mechanic’s gloves until AFTER i am bleeding?

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you are a speck of matter with a touch of energy. if your brain is the hardware then the software (rules) is generated in reaction to input.

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Star Trek - 1x07 - 35:16 - http://i.imgur.com/pUJsT…

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you are a speck on a rock hurtling through a potentially never-ending space http://www.youtube.com/w…

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find. replace. find… replace. FIND! REPLACE! findreplacefindreplacefindreplacefindreplace. grep grep sed awk commit. repeat.

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when you say “just grep the codebase” i hear “we don’t need no stinkin’ documentation!”

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RT @rands: How to piss an engineer off: make it arbitrary.

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new feature development: the birthplace of bugs

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i may not have credibility but what about ol’ tommy j? http://i.imgur.com/S7mb7…

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you can’t force trust. i trust you just about as far as i can relate to you.

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do a barrel roll! (technically, it’s an aileron roll) http://idek.net/1BIF

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be epic to those whom you wish to be epic unto you

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fun fact: in february i averaged 397 emails received per day. thank you gmail filters!

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i have been working on this tweet for hours. this is the final result.

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who DOESN’T want a live action sonic the hedgehog movie? http://i.imgur.com/xFYjv…

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People who are always busy are simply time poor. Welcome to The Cult of Busy: http://idek.net/1AE4

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i love searching for code errors and the results are web pages that throw said errors rather than forums discussing how to fix them. FFFFUUU

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pro tip: it’s not defamation if it’s true

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yes, i signed up to receive emails from obama administration but i did NOT ask to receive emails from every democrat running for office

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daylight savings time: inconvenience for the general populace, bane to software developers.

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recently acquired a 90 minute ‘best of speedy gonzales’ collection. oh, the memories. the racist, racist memories.

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I think I’ll stay in tonight. I’ve been meaning to spend some quality time with your mom.

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the next thief who rings my doorbell @ 1AM is going to have a photo of their ugly mug emailed to durham’s finest

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the bronto 2010 spring release LIVES

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F U, facebook. i couldn’t click the ‘x’ hard enough. http://i.imgur.com/mkHF2…

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fencing just might be a better workout than racquetball

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portal 2 announced. half life 2: episode three still a pipe dream.

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RT @TheJesusHChrist: #FF Your Lord and Savior.

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don’t allow your intelligence to become a weakness http://idek.net/18JG

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just like @knucklesandwich says - it’s all ball bearings http://idek.net/17tB

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Wired readers agree - the perfect car for a snowicane is the Subaru WRX http://idek.net/17t9

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don’t help others any more than they are willing to help themselves

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All proofs inevitably lead to propositions which have no proof. Believe it, or don’t. http://idek.net/17B7

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i’ll be driving a stick until i blow my knees out from racquetball http://idek.net/16wv

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WD-40 is the duct tape of the liquid kingdom

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