The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

November 2011

IndianFoodTruck The Indian Food truck is no longer in operation. Michael is however still happy to cater parties / events. He is at 919.452.2382.

via web (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Nov 30th, 2011 via web)

@sweetlydrifting LOL “They let the programmers OUT?!?”

via web in reply to sweetlydrifting

emilepetrone Based on the number of emails I get from AWS, I bet gmail thinks Amazon is my best friend

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Nov 29th, 2011 via web)

Top five regrets of the dying: http://t.co/2c5qjQMT

via web

DEVOPS_BORAT I am almost finish with PhD in timezone math!

via Mobile Web (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Nov 28th, 2011 via web)

@tab126 sure; just gimme a time and a place.

via web in reply to tab126

Bachelorhood is drinking warm white wine from a frosty mug.

via web

@emilepetrone Yeah dude, I had always thought NJ was the only freakish full-service state until I came through on my road trip.

via web in reply to emilepetrone

aaaaaaaaand cue the death metal christmas music covers over the @bronto engineering airtunes…

via web

Saw a sign for “Black Nativity 2011” - isn’t that redundant? Archaeological evidence indicates the nativity characters had dark complexions.

via web

A watched pot never boils… yet an unwatched pot boils over.

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Uh oh. Just stumbled across my old wedding ring and realized I COMPLETELY forgot to throw it into the depths of Mordor. Epic quest, anyone?

via web

@mikestable sounds like you’re winning!

via web in reply to mikestable

@whosthedoss last night I learned that universities attract black basketball players by offering them white women.

via twicca in reply to whosthedoss

Just saw a guy with a comb-over get ID’d at Olive Garden

via twicca

@carleemallard yep, @jeremy_degroot & @mark_a_phelps - we refurbished a dozen computers between us

via twicca in reply to carleemallard

@gigq They released the rest of season 1 online! You need it?

via web in reply to gigq

@gigq dude, some of the best shows ever were cancelled after their first season. you should still watch them.

via web in reply to gigq

@mark_a_phelps sounds like you’re ready for http://t.co/Mz4RZl86 - the birthplace of new Internet things.

via web in reply to mark_a_phelps

DEVOPS_BORAT Is all fun and game until it segfault.

via Mobile Web (retweeted on 6:22 AM, Nov 22nd, 2011 via twicca)

I learned a lot at the City Council meeting. FYI, the Council is both pissed off at and embarrassed by the D.A. due to http://t.co/L0ahvSzp

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@ameir I think it should end up on http://t.co/5cqZ6gXL though I’m about 2.5 hours in to the meeting.

via web in reply to ameir

Achievement unlocked: bitching to the Durham City Council on camera for a solid 2 min about the pathetic police response times in our area.

via web

At my first Durham City Council meeting. Time to stir things up a bit.

via twicca

arabist Just heard felool on State TV say, “In the West they suppress protests, so why can’t we do it here?” #OWS #tahrir

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Nov 20th, 2011 via web)

Saw a man today jogging in the grass alongside the road. Pushing a stroller. With a dog attached to it. While chatting on a corded headset.

via web

@dawleywood @flyosity confused his iphone with a disc?

via web in reply to dawleywood

DEVOPS_BORAT In devops we have Mile High Club of deploy to production from plane.

via web (retweeted on 2:29 PM, Nov 19th, 2011 via web)

flyosity Republicans in clown makeup. This is awesome. http://t.co/NBLzvI8X

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:55 PM, Nov 18th, 2011 via web)

I need a vacation. Not so much from my job as from this planet. Where’s that sign up for the one-way trip to Mars?

via twicca

@mark_a_phelps @ameir Don’t be absurd, current Ameir doesn’t know about future Ameir’s time traveling.

via web in reply to mark_a_phelps

RapGenius Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America.

via web (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Nov 17th, 2011 via web)

@eHarmony it’s your loss, cutting out potential customers. guys who have kicked out a cheating wife are a real market segment!

via web in reply to eHarmony

@eHarmony @chickbreakaway I’m judging quality of matching algorithms. Which in my case was 0 because you wouldn’t let me create an account.

via web in reply to eHarmony

@chickbreakaway @eHarmony it’s craigslist < eharmony < match < okcupid. trust me, i’m a software engineer. p.s. match owns okcupid now.

via web in reply to eHarmony

I’m loving the “militant Agnostics” in the latest episode of South Park.

via web

DemetriMartin Today’s drawing. #demetrimARTin >>> http://t.co/oYHRuBsO

via WhoSay (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Nov 17th, 2011 via web)

OccupyWallStNYC ‘Wall Street is Closed’. #N17

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Nov 17th, 2011 via web)

Wet leaves on pavement: Fall’s unique way of trying to kill motorcycle riders.

via web

@jefft what’s the name of their startup? does it end in “ly”?

via web in reply to jefft

Wall Street used to be about creating capital for businesses. Now it’s about traders exploiting the platform for profit http://t.co/O7v0bwdB

via web

Today we must continue the never-ending battle to preserve our rights. http://t.co/RCEEq4P1

via web

@emilepetrone whaaaaa? who says “we’re closing in 2 years”

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@ameir ridicule in arabic!

via web in reply to ameir

michaelbrooks I know there is a difference-(totalitarian states) have one party and we have two parties. We have one more party than they have, you see.

via web (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Nov 15th, 2011 via web)

@sweetlydrifting had her baby daddy stolen her shoes?

via web in reply to sweetlydrifting

ncpolicelogs Mark Maurice Tarver Jr, 22, of Fayetteville, assaulted his pregnant girlfriend to steal shoes… for his wife. http://t.co/lMJZ18In

via web (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Nov 15th, 2011 via web)

@mikestable you have to watch The Simpsons from last night

via web

Unicode “standard” my ass.

via web

@ameir you can walk out the door, it’s OK.

via web in reply to ameir

VeryShortStory I formed a church based on my beliefs. As I preached my gospel, the congregation grew and together we battled the devil called Monday.

via Ping.fm (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Nov 14th, 2011 via web)

@pmccall777 I’m conflicted on this story. Yeah, the protesters broke into a building and deserved arrest. Assault rifles seem overkill.

via web in reply to pmccall777

Highly recommends Dirty Pictures, a documentary about the chemist behind 200+ psychedelic compounds, including MDMA. http://t.co/IWS3wsye

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Little known fact: more than 50% of male relationships end in dudevorce.

via web

“sitting is the new smoking” -@alexbonin

via twicca

A company called “PhoneDog” has sued an ex-employee because he kept his personal Twitter account & followers. http://t.co/lgB6PyZh

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@mikestable watch out for the cops down there http://t.co/uxVanir8

via web

@ameir people don’t give Qurans as Christmas presents?

via web in reply to ameir

On this Veteran’s Day we honor those who have served in the military to protect our corporations.

via web

@whosthedoss That’s the one. We have a video of that visit.

via web in reply to whosthedoss

I hereby declare Dave’s Insanity Sauce to be approximately one quarter the strength of Chai’s Torture Sauce. Both, however, taste terrible.

via web

@Jeremy_DeGroot no, but his album ‘camp’ is brand spankin’ new

via web in reply to Jeremy_DeGroot

Childish Gambino is giving Lil Wayne a run for his money in the lyrical wordplay department. http://t.co/u5Fhn8Vu #camp

via web

TIL there are people who pirate TV shows and add an audio track where they describe the scene so that blind people can better understand it.

via web

Will gladly pay the BS $150 cancel fee to ditch $80/mo @VerizonWireless for $20/mo @republicwrless if the service is 1/2 as good as the hype

via web

I’m ecstatic that Ubuntu Oneiric Ocelot has finally perfected Airtunes streaming. My @bronto compatriots are not quite as pleased.

via web

@flyosity yeah, I can see how this can come in handy. http://t.co/98NarFne

via web in reply to flyosity

@jefft oh no, bro, your bro needs your brospertise on web scaling. might wanna get him a load balancer

via web in reply to jefft

The ocean must sound really loud to a conch.

via web

After 5 hours of @bronto paintball I had 3000+ shots fired, dozens of kills, 6 welts, 4 surrenders, and 1 semi-rolled ankle. Successful day!

via web

@ameir uhhh do you have something to do with this “Eid Mubarak” email I just got that’s in arabic from “jihad shana’a”?

via web

@dailytarheel it’s back now; for a few min it was loading a completely blank page. I confirmed the issue with several friends.

via twicca in reply to dailytarheel

Thanks to Ubuntu Oneric Ocelot, I no longer hate the Unity interface!

via web

If you need to have a long chat w/your kid’s bus driver, get their phone # / email. DON’T HOLD UP TRAFFIC, YOU INCONSIDERATE PRICKS.

via twicca

Just ate a chicken heart. D-, would not eat again.

via twicca

@mattmeis <sigh> it’s actually an aileron roll… curse you, star fox!

via web in reply to mattmeis

@ameir pirate crackin’ yo shit, brah? add in some phone-home code.

via web in reply to ameir

ddahlke @dawleywood & I just formed a Jenga Team named “The tender wood handlers” to challenge “The pullout masters” @lopp & @mikestable

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Nov 3rd, 2011 via web)

Reports coming in from Oakland of police covering up their names and badge numbers with tape to prevent being identified for brutality.

via web

I’m too fucking busy and vice versa.

via web

ncpolicelogs When “keeping it real” goes wrong: http://t.co/C6Jw2anf

via web (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Nov 2nd, 2011 via web)

DEVOPS_BORAT If any of unit test you have is not fit in single tweet, you are do it wrong.

via Mobile Web (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Nov 1st, 2011 via web)

ncpolicelogs Durham Police are seeking help catching “The American Tobacco Trail Flasher” http://t.co/l2GlctRq

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Nov 1st, 2011 via web)