The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

August 2011

U-N-C! U-N-C! U-N-C! http://t.co/eSV9tpH

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mikestable “Ramya made a big mess” she said as she put a spoonful of yogurt down her diaper

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Aug 29th, 2011 via web)

@ddahlke but think of all the other savings!

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@MichaelCasp post photos of you in a preggo suit on facebook; i’ll “like” the shit out of them.

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@jefft my god, you may have just discovered the existence of faster-than-realtime-concurrency problems. Shall we call it The Turner Theorem?

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One of the great aspects of mashups is the explosion of new musical genres. Welcome “Country Dub Hop” to the scene! http://t.co/Ie4h8s2

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is faster than realtime

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@ameir you duped it enough yourself, brah

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@jefft @flyosity it might as well at least be on par with FEMA

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@pmccall777 @flyosity yeah, but it’s the WRONG opinion!

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@jefft @flyosity govt uses private contractors for USPS / DMV / etc; might as well for weather if it’s more accurate & cost effective

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@flyosity did you read the article? they make good points that it’s a waste of taxpayer resources b/c private companies are more accurate

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why ride out a hardly-hurricane with milk & bread when you can get wine & hot pockets instead?

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sorry, @spotify, but I won’t be using your service until your linux client allows me to log in. http://t.co/aSAO9oE

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I was going to post a classic example of terrible “enterprise Java,” but I couldn’t even fit the function name into a single tweet.

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If you ain’t bein’ hated on, you ain’t doin’ shit.

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So long Steve, welcome back Weezy! The Carter 4 #leaked

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willrolls Grammar in the workplace:

It’s the difference between a company that knows its shit, and one that knows it’s shit.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Aug 24th, 2011 via web)

Lisa0xf by being logged into fb, and visiting any OTHER page with a like button, fb gets a record of you visiting that page. http://t.co/tgiMZGZ

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Apparently my water bill is a month overdue… even though it’s the City of Durham’s responsibility to draft it from my checking account…

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TZM sounds familiar: “The monetary system continues to operate with the interest of short term gain at the expense of long term destruction”

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The Zeitgeist Movement Orientation Presentation - most enlightening video I’ve seen in a long time. http://t.co/k5KTlcw

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If it didn’t make crap fall from the ceiling onto our heads @bronto, it wasn’t a real earthquake.

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RT @Bitterjojo The only thing scarier than a single girl with cats is a single guy with cats. /cc @dawleywood

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ncpolicelogs Investigators say that a High Point police officer was looking at his laptop right before he crashed Saturday afternoon. http://t.co/lJSILkh

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Aug 23rd, 2011 via web)

mattmeis That’s like being the smartest kid w/ Downs Syndrome RT @danaruth09 Photohunt champion of iowa with katie g http://t.co/ZP76Lg6

via Twidroyd for Android (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Aug 22nd, 2011 via web)

@rands should I be noticing the period outside of those quotation marks?

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Neil deGrasse Tyson for President. “[cutting scientific funding] is mortgaging the actual future of this nation” http://t.co/zn6rWmQ

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I’m generally not a fan of going to the orchestra, but I would totally pay for tickets to http://t.co/3xHXtZL

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The Greatest Movie Ever Sold is a brilliant piece of trollwork. http://t.co/SOzV6e7

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rands An illuminated, street-legal light cycle: http://t.co/SRKjy0w

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Aug 19th, 2011 via web)

@mikestable you should have texted them, brah

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there’s a cure for cancer in here somewhere… http://t.co/L9SZMGv

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OMG new @bronto caffeine delivery system thanks to suzanne! http://t.co/ZYfMZ8d

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getting tired of playing the part of “neighborhood dog catcher” - how unhelpful is it that animal control only works 8 to 5?

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Bitterjojo You might look really happy, but you’re probably just dumb.

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Aug 17th, 2011 via web)

could enveloping your co-workers in noxious fumes be considered harassment?

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ncpolicelogs Michael Dorman, 33, an alleged prostitute-murdering-necrophiliac, may be set free b/c victim’s remains were cremated. http://t.co/XXvishz

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Aug 16th, 2011 via web)

AnonyOps ABC is providing a live aerial view http://t.co/jqx35sc #opBartLive

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Aug 15th, 2011 via web)

AnonyOps Care to listen to the BART radio, live audio feed? Here: http://t.co/mm7IL8d #OpBART

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Aug 15th, 2011 via web)

@ameir Scumbag Pig throws compiler error for accessing nonexistent array element, should be runtime error b/c array is dynamically generated

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Some might call watching dozens of crash videos sick or morbid… I call it research. http://t.co/T0MdNXe

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You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. There are some things that should NOT integrate with twitter. http://t.co/C6HzeZb via @weatherchannel

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if I get pulled while driving my unregistered crotch rocket, at least I’ll have a legit excuse of “the entire DMV computer system was down”

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@asymco @emilepetrone Google just spent $12B to buy 24,000+ patents. http://t.co/Gg7c1C7

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If you’re a dog owner, you’ll love Wilfred. If you’re not a dog owner, you’ll also love Wilfred. http://t.co/F7oebAW

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@jbeardsley the winner is the insanely long lines. they beat me.

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food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks & food trucks http://t.co/CLPDR6w

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bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

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what’s more fun than a motorcycle? TWO motorcycles! http://t.co/dOwjMXs

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@jefft the trailer is full of precious ramps

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transporting some precious cargo from charlotte http://t.co/P6yfgbp

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people must be in a hurry today http://twitpic.com/64y1vb

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just saw what happens when a dump truck runs into a house at 40 mph

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I can finally scratch “get fined by a fire marshal” off my bucket list

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from a purely technical standpoint there is nothing “wrong” with peeing in the shower.

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Bitterjojo It’s 2011. Have we not found a way to combine eating, drinking and sleeping into one awesome activity?

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Aug 10th, 2011 via web)

“honey, have you seen the paper towels?” “yes, they’re behind the shotgun.”

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the problem with writing software is http://t.co/dmEeP6m

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the problem with writing software is that users are idiots

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the most important @bronto office renovation is coming up soon… http://twitpic.com/63ilb6

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I think I know how to solve all the world’s problems, but I don’t think I have enough ammo.

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@hoorayimhelping hey a new bar opens tonight by Fullsteam and sounds like a perfect fit for you - http://t.co/FRiGqvf

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In the 1980s it was promised that computers would make workers so productive that we only needed a four day work week. http://t.co/0vK1zIc

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@mikestable I thought it’s more expensive because it makes you feel all warm and snuggly inside for buying local

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zomg this fellow has combined my two favorite hobbies http://t.co/L4Dc8v7

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perfect night for a ball game http://twitpic.com/61jlj3

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debt is the slavery of the 21st century

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My favorite part about streaming movies via Amazon Instant is when they start off with “presented by Netflix”

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Falling Skies is the new The Walking Dead

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TuckerMax I can’t be the only one sending congratulations to Amy Winehouse for making it through her first week of sobriety

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@flyosity your Reddit lag time is increasing, brah

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leave it to me to get interested in buying one of the rarest motorcycles in current production (they’re all in the UK). http://t.co/Qo49Ra5

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