The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

March 2012

This week I’ve earned: 3 bruises on my back from 100 MPH racquetballs, both shins bruised & 3 bloody knuckles from Krav Maga. #nopainnogain

via web

pmccall777 Amazing lineup tonight at @tylerstaproom Durham. Bell’s Hopslam leading the lineup, also Dogfish 90min, SN Hoptimum, Avery Maharaja & 2 more

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Mar 29th, 2012 via web)

DEVOPS_BORAT In startup we are allow all employee for use 20% time on personal project but only in weekend.

via web (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Mar 29th, 2012 via web)

galifianakisz Stand up for all people in #NC, join the @protectNC moneybomb to defeat #amendment1 https://t.co/4ciB1zKJ

via web (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Mar 29th, 2012 via web)

rands Wind over the US – right now: http://t.co/c1G7Zk7S (@hackernews)

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

Oatmeal Types of Extremists http://t.co/BQYtZeKd

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

whiskeydurham It’s the last Wednesday of the month and that means Cigar Club Mtg- Club Room 8pm

via web (retweeted on 8:45 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

My Krav Maga partner today very politely asked me to stop kneeing him in the gut so that he wouldn’t vomit on me. What a nice guy!

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@McGinity Yep, screw Ticketmaster. I always take the 10 min to walk over to DPAC.

via web in reply to McGinity

In the not-too-distant future, you won’t need a license to operate a vehicle. Only the vehicle will need to be licensed - to operate itself.

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If you ever upload a video to YouTube and it offers to automagically fix any jitteryness, just say no.

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@sweetlydrifting a chicken bbq food truck that I hadn’t seen before last night. apparently they’re based out of wendell…

via web in reply to sweetlydrifting

Had my first @chick_n_que sandwich last night; it was delicious!

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The best part about getting the NCAA March Madness streaming package is that you can watch games later that you missed.

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In a recent press release, Detroit announced that they have finally succeeded in eliminating the economy.

via twicca

@pmccall777 you can grow weed in the sea now?!?!?

via web in reply to pmccall777

I’m quite interested to see if advances in food production technology are able to keep pace with population growth this century…

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@pmccall777 It’s even worse when someone describes their startup as the <popular service> for <unpopular thing X>

via web in reply to pmccall777

mcuban Trying to learn some Pig Latin #Hadoop

via web (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Mar 21st, 2012 via web)

alexbonin It’s never good when your twin is ugly

via web (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Mar 21st, 2012 via web)

tubafrenzy Coming out of Twit-tirement to thank @TriHUG for Practical Pig talk & @Bronto for beer. If only I’d ordered a porter, pilsner, or pale ale.

via web (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Mar 21st, 2012 via web)

Spring sprung, spewing spunk sideways.

via twicca

My favorite part about the radio ads for the local Christian talent agency is that their phone number is STAR-420.

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Jeremy_DeGroot https://t.co/7kPDAz87 We watched this movie last night. It’s the best documentary I’ve seen this year. #elmo

via web (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Mar 19th, 2012 via web)

I hereby declare today to be the shittiest of 2012 thus far.

via web

gedeon The stupidest thing you’ll see this year - http://t.co/jHtHBCQo

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Mar 18th, 2012 via web)

covati In Sweden, cash is king no more http://t.co/jNWJvlR5 robberies down, hacking and bank fees way up

via Argyle Social (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Mar 18th, 2012 via web)

Dame’s Chicken & Waffles needs to double their seating capacity & triple their kitchen throughput. 2 hour wait & they are out of the special

via twicca

DEVOPS_BORAT If you are not wake up of Nagios minimum 2 time per week, your technology is not sufficient cutting-edge.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:37 PM, Mar 17th, 2012 via twicca)

@mattmeis CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! /helping make decisions

via web in reply to mattmeis

Bummed that tomorrow’s Childish Gambino concert in Charlotte has been postponed by 2 months due to a broken foot! http://t.co/3cb2PYqR

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patrick_allaert A: Do you have a time estimation to develop it?
B: Mhhh, about 2.
A: Hours?
B: Don’t know the unit yet.

#epic #estimation #development

via web (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Mar 16th, 2012 via web)

@ddahlke pussy, right?

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A National Geographic survey claims 41% of Americans think Doomsday Prepping is a better investment than a 401K. ಠ_ಠ http://t.co/ETxxZHDe

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A 20-yr-old dork awkwardly proposed to his girlfriend of 6 months on stage @ Jay & Silent Bob last night. The audience groan was ginormous.

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Daylight Savings Time has exposed a flaw in my patent-pending, 100% organic Dog Alarm Clock.

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ncpolicelogs Charlotte PD took down their log for maintenance in 2009. It never returned, perhaps b/c it conflicted with crime stats http://t.co/miYzGlZB

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Mar 15th, 2012 via web)

flyosity Oh Monopoly, you crack me up. http://t.co/qv8aZmoF

via iOS (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Mar 14th, 2012 via web)

My current theory is that people become Doomsday Preppers because they can’t cope with the fact that the world is constantly changing.

via web

@Jeremy_DeGroot they key is to give it a gentle nudge while it’s very far away; trying to obliterate an asteroid is asking for trouble.

via web in reply to Jeremy_DeGroot

ncpolicelogs A Gaston County teen is in hot water after a social media monitoring company alerted police to a “threatening tweet.” http://t.co/5iCOKEEZ

via web (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Mar 14th, 2012 via web)

For March 20th @TriHUG meetup at @Bronto I’ll be presenting “Practical Pig: Preventing Perilous Programming Pitfalls for Prestige & Profit”

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NCAA Bracket prediction: everybody loses.

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The most important part of writing a presentation to a technical crowd is coming up with a catchy title.

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unitedrep Still in office, Rep. Heath Shuler (D-NC) already negotiating w/ K Street to become a lobbyist. Revolving door, much? http://t.co/tqxm6is2

via HootSuite (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Mar 12th, 2012 via web)

ncpolicelogs Mr. Smiley had a PlayStation under one arm and was holding up his pants with his other hand as he ran from police. http://t.co/FkEnSL4T

via web (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Mar 12th, 2012 via web)

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it’s because it’s fertilized with bullshit.

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MusclesGlasses I rarely smoke, ‘cause last time I got the munchies, I got permanently banned from all Wal-Marts.

via web (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Mar 9th, 2012 via web)

Pedestrians on phones are as bad at walking as vehicle operators on phones are at driving.

via twicca

Extremely disappointed to learn that cruise ships stopped offering skeet shooting in the 1990s.

via web

Motorcycle season is definitely here; NC has had at least 3 deaths this week where a car pulled out in front of a biker. ಠ_ಠ

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emilepetrone Comcast’s $10 Recurring Dirty Trick cc @comcastcares - Hmm that is interesting - my bill is $10 higher this… http://t.co/M2KY4Ynr

via Tumblr (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Mar 8th, 2012 via web)

@jefft woah does it stream porn at 4G speeds now?

via web in reply to jefft

@ameir You must be attempting to build a http://t.co/hnSLfBC0

via web in reply to ameir

juliussharpe Cool new feature of iPad 3 - you can smash it over an intruder’s head.

via Echofon (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Mar 7th, 2012 via web)

Someone called me pretentious this morning and almost made me spit out my Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino.

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“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” - Aldous Huxley

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VeryShortStory I bought a jaguar today. Not a car, an ACTUAL jaguar. I figure it will impress women more than a car. I got a two seat saddle for it.

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Mar 5th, 2012 via web)

Based upon my thorough analysis of every religious themed painting ever created, God is a never-nude.

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thebestmonkey I’ve never admitted this to anyone before but, I was super disappointed when I learned The Genius Bar wasn’t a drinking establishment.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Mar 4th, 2012 via twicca)

rickygervais Everyone has the right to believe anything they want. However illogical.
And anyone else has the right to find it fucking ridiculous.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Mar 3rd, 2012 via twicca)

@jefft did you know about http://t.co/xtO2HlPZ

via web

@covati “Cassandra Map/reduce possible with Apache Hadoop” BWAHAHAHAHA

via web in reply to covati

@covati no no no yes no yes maybe maybe

via web in reply to covati

@jbeardsley @jefft thankfully a number of those are temporary tattoos / fake

via web in reply to jbeardsley

thebestmonkey What if, when people Googled you, you could feel it?







I have GOT to stop smoking pot.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Mar 2nd, 2012 via web)

Scumbag AMEX spams me daily to load funds on prepaid card, won’t let me w/o an account, can’t create account w/o card they haven’t sent. ಠ_ಠ

via web

DEVOPS_BORAT For junior devops I recommend of start with Low Availability first.

via web (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Mar 1st, 2012 via web)

Was rejected yesterday for a credit limit increase by Chase. Today I signed up for an Amazon Visa card… through Chase. Suck it, Chase!

via web