The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

July 2011

this is how hot it has been in NC lately: http://t.co/5gc5GJG

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@gigq they may have closed and re-opened

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disappointed that Kim Son has Americanized their menu away from Vietnamese, but at least the dishes have a unique style

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Flash mob crime is on the rise as 40 teens ransacked a Winnipeg convenience store http://t.co/SpbyH9o

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Thomas Edison was a movie pirate. http://t.co/3oeSkbb

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some turds in Arizona are violating multiple constitutional rights http://t.co/ciiZCpr

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can’t wait for the newest food truck in Durham: http://t.co/tbsW7IS

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my recent efforts at work have been equivalent to trying to shave a cat with a tactical nuke

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rode @dawleywood’s motorcycle today and felt like http://t.co/9vPzK8D

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@jasonmalone OMG Y U NOT @ HOME MALONE?

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@seanmcnichol yeah that video has been blowing up. they just announced that the cop has been suspended pending an investigation.

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Based upon all the photos I’ve seen posted, the only thermometer people own these days is the one in their car.

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Anyone running Ubuntu should upgrade to Flash Player 11 Beta ASAP - flash no longer blows on Ubuntu! http://t.co/VmkHNIK

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Downloading Lion so that I can delete it

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@sweetlydrifting I’m using Pig to write MapReduce jobs, which is on version 0.8 http://t.co/miX12dM

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It’s bad enough when code you write has bugs. When the programming language you’re using has bugs… http://t.co/tb69IZo

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will never disassemble another fuel tank if at all possible

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pumice hand cleaner is my new best friend

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ncpolicelogs Charlotte man is robbed. Becomes angry & throws his clothes at robber. Robber runs into street & gets hit by truck. http://t.co/4rA047L

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@michaelbrooks don’t forget to spread your wit amongst twitter, bookface, AND google+

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did you know that September 11 is ‘Patriot Day’ in the US and it was created mainly due to Hallmark? http://t.co/agZey3q

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If I buy this, I’ll also need to buy a Colt, a Glock, and a Beretta. Win / win! http://t.co/OMxgZYA

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realized I’ve owned the same bottle of cologne for 10 years… and it’s 90% full.

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I try fairly hard to support my local independent motorcycle shops, but when I can get the parts faster and cheaper on Amazon…

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it has been a long day, but at last my deck has been restored to its former glory & no longer looks like it lost a fight to a pack of wolves

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my next motorcycle is DEFINITELY going to be naked. commence nudist jokes in 3… 2… 1…

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just saved $450 on canvas prints thanks to @carolinewv!

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The final Shuttle mission, STS-135, is still a go for launch in 40 minutes. http://t.co/NK0gi23

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speak softly and carry a large caliber firearm; you will go far.

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100 years from now, schoolchildren will memorize the famous tweets, posts, buzzes, & flibbertygibbets of the great minds of the 21st century

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social networks vy for your attention far too much. wanting to notify you in the app AND send you email AND send you an SMS is overkill…

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my new favorite interview question to ask is entitled “the cheating wife problem”

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rands When it comes to hiring, yellow flags are always red flags.

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If you can’t get it right on the first try, you should not attempt “tacticool parking” http://t.co/ST19v2d

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Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it sure as hell can solve a lot of problems.

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@flyosity don’t project your insecurity onto the rest of us, Rundle :-P

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Don’t send me an email saying “your order has shipped” if all you’ve done is generate a tracking number and you won’t ship it for days.

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It’s sad to see how many lost dog ads are posted after July 4th due to them being scared off by fireworks.

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Ohio man is attacked by crack addicts, later says “carrying with one in the chamber probably saved my life” http://t.co/MLkngKD

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You never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist’s office.

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Alright, so how do I get my Google+ to sync from my Twitter stream? LAWL!

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you’re not supposed to use a urinal right next to an occupied one if another is open THUS you shouldn’t use the sink next to a urinal in use

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@sweetlydrifting i wouldn’t mind an invite…

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