The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

November 2010

awwwwwww crap, innocent schoolchildren are getting high on nutmeg. LET THE BANNINATION COMMENCE! http://t.co/wqHPPhy

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@hoorayimhelping they best not get any ideas about my guns

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there were only 2 deals worth buying this Cyber Monday. 48 pack of AA batteries for $6 at Lowes and Groupon for $2,500,000,000

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dear @mint: it really stings when you tell me I’m 33 years behind on my retirement goals

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remember the railguns from the movie ‘Eraser’ that could shoot through anything to hit their target? well, they’re here http://fxn.ws/h2daj0

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the game has changed. how long until cyber attacks are taken as seriously as physical attacks? http://t.co/hnz3p4T

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@ddahlke that’s not very christian of her; she should be paying attention to the sermon

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you’ve never seen a mashup quite like this http://www.youtube.com/w…

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stayed in the Black this Friday by not buying useless shit

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today is a good day to download some insurance for free speech https://thepiratebay.org…

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just passed by a motorcycle bar called Suck, Bang, Blow. Unfortunately it was closed for the holiday.

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this fellow’s having a blast in front of my hotel http://twitpic.com/39tvt6

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@hoorayimhelping you’re in luck; we just had a mashed potato bar open today http://yfrog.com/0yu4x0j

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the REAL tron legacy soundtrack seems to have been leaked. daft punk is back.

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jasonmustian Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports.

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@flyosity you’re no philosoraptor

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@gigq if it’ll prevent someone from using a Mac, I’ll take it

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in other news, I’m now responsible for 2 of the top 3 results for the google query “diner airlock oxygen tanks” http://bit.ly/gWs3V0

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loves the hive mind of reddit. i posted this question to my home forum in 2006 to no avail; reddit answers in 24 hours http://bit.ly/eS8PHf

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Groovy isn’t.

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TSA confiscates nail clippers from soldiers returning from war; they proceed to board with assault rifles & handguns http://t.co/8JFtUf7

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SamsQuikShop I’m disgusted and afraid… 4Lokogeddon is upon us! http://twitpic.com/389wfl

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pmccall777 First streaming QIK video. It’s pretty funny - http://qik.ly/g1gn

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It has been said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?

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fight the good fight, devon http://i.imgur.com/nkyVo…

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rands On the matter of rocket-powered unicorns and magic watermelon boats: http://j.mp/a8KGxA

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FDA declared alcoholic energy drinks ‘dangerous’ - time to stock up for the impending 4lokolypse! just bought a dozen cans of watermelon!

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I can’t wait ‘til the day that I can say “computer: ENHANCE!” http://bit.ly/cFGjkB

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is getting ready to open a four loko speakeasy once the bannination occurs http://bzfd.it/b3ml9K

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get your free (legal) copy of Girl Talk’s newest album here http://bit.ly/dsjQJt since the primary servers are slammed

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the next time you’ve got 90 minutes to kill, watch top gear’s bolivian adventure: http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@ddahlke i thought you learned about burger king a month or so ago; did you forget and try again?

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just co-piloted a helicopter and I dare say it was the most complicated activity I’ve ever done

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@flyosity and how much is One Whole Internet worth these days?

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@jtharp the best part was the groaning sounds he made and the entire class rolling in laughter, then holding it in when he returned.

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There are two ways to look at your old code: “I can’t believe I wrote this code” and “I can’t believe I wrote this code.”

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one time in college my physics professor took a bathroom break during class… and left his lapel microphone on.

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failing the hot wing torture challenge at Chai’s Noodle Bar & Bistro with @mikestable & @tehsilverdollar http://yfrog.com/jlq2vnj

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AGHEvanLopp Fact: ALMOST 95% of the world doesn’t know that the bird is the word

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republicans took the elections less than a week ago and four loko is already banned in TWO STATES http://huff.to/dwwTCj http://bit.ly/bLAbPz

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the first broadway show I have ever actually wanted to see http://www.bookofmormono…

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looking forward to our friday four loko & food pairing party @bronto to send off @colopy from the land of unicorns and double rainbows

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truly saddened to see a non-english speaking immigrant in front of me struggle to use the pin pad so that he can buy a case of bottled water

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I applaud @GeneralLoko for fighting the good fight for our right to black out http://bit.ly/aWWD4x

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epic Tron sequel will, in fact, be epic: http://aol.it/9SiFZ3

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you’ll be peeing into your phone before you know it http://bit.ly/aMa6sL - i forsee an emerging market for fart analysis apps.

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chalk up another WIN for concealed carry! http://bit.ly/9QTljl

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“troll science” as we know it was actually invented by calvin’s dad http://bit.ly/W7lQ1

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just like the original did for the N64, Goldeneye 007 has brought the first person shooter to a new level on the Wii

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in case it wasn’t already obvious to you, Rachel Maddow exposes Fox News as a political engine for Republicans http://bit.ly/cUUfzQ

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come to the next triangle reddit meetup next friday, november 12th, 7 pm at @citybeveragenc in durham!

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Wing Chun or Krav Maga?

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if you’re pursuing happiness, you’re doing it wrong

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the second amendment is in place in case the government ignores the others

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hoorayimhelping Plants are still illegal, gays still don’t have rights, video games are still bad, sex is still wrong. God bless America.

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“If you’re too stupid to realize you can’t pound four 12 percent beers in 20 minutes … you deserve what you get.” http://goo.gl/hbpJ

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Today I learned that the GOP is urging members to vote AGAINST amending the NC Constitution to prohibit felons from serving as sheriff. WTF?

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vote or STFU

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