The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

June 2010

@jefft can you smell what The Rock is cookin?

via web in reply to jefft

this is why we can’t have nice things… 30+ pound water jug knocked out of cradle and eaten: http://imgur.com/QZQuV.j…

via web

the ideal range size between “incompetent” and “incompetent enough to get fired” is zero. unfortunately, reality is not ideal…

via Seesmic

@covati HA! more like ‘dear world…’

via Seesmic in reply to covati

No love lost, no love found. http://is.gd/d6atx

via Seesmic

All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was, what he was doing.

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i was impressed by this ad from allstate: http://www.youtube.com/w…

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whose bright idea was is to use QWERTY keyboards on mobile devices? I’m sure the layout could be optimized for thumbs (similar to DVORAK)

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you have to be able to laugh at yourself when you fuck up. that’s why i integrated our dev environment with FailBlog via the CheezBurger API

via Seesmic

@gigq it’s not too late - you can still escape!

via Seesmic in reply to gigq

Time is an illusion… lunchtime doubly so.

via Seesmic

That’s funny, @bikebandit - I don’t recall opting in to receive promotional emails from you when I bought those gloves on eBay…

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new futurama season is as awesome as it should be. i mean nope, don’t know anything about that yet… ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

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cover letters are bullshit and @rands agrees

via Seesmic

don’t you miss the good old days when you could push someone into a pool without fear of destroying a thousand dollars worth of electronics?

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wayneisthesex @wayneisthesex is now a promoter. if you need any promotions, followers , or more friends on @twitter , @myspace , @facebook hit him up! RT

via Sidekick (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Jun 20th, 2010 via web)

OK @facebook is pissing me off today. they blocked idek from ALL shares, help forum is BROKEN, then I get this: http://imgur.com/mybWK.p…

via Seesmic

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE STRIPPERS? http://idek.net/1u8P

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Show me a young conservative and I’ll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old liberal and I’ll show you someone with no brains.

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there are 2 types of riders: those who HAVE crashed and those who haven’t crashed YET. SC riders don’t wear helmets http://idek.net/1t1I

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“Sometimes me think what is love? Then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you.”

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@McGinity it’s definitely faster but BY HOW MUCH is not a standard and will vary widely between carriers http://idek.net/1rAu

via Seesmic in reply to McGinity

@McGinity 4G isn’t even a set standard yet - it’s just a marketing ploy

via Seesmic in reply to McGinity

The programmer’s path to hell is paved with the word ‘yes.’ http://idek.net/1r4C

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does anybody have some cheat codes for life? i tried ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → to no avail…

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uggg the weatherman on ‘the early show’ has made his main screen look like an iphone with ‘apps’ he clicks on to bring up diff pages.

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oh it’s summer, you say? must be time to deal with another slew of electrical issues on the bike!

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RT @MichaelCasp: iPhone 4 order FAIL. Suck it Apple/AT&T. Tell the factory to crack the whip on those Chinese slaves, daddy needs his iPhone

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i may not be a fan of apple products but i know innovation and market captivation when i see it - i’m now an AAPL shareholder

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“a taxidermist is stuffing my mother” #hottubtimemachine

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you’d be surprised how many problems can be solved by lemon juice

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everybody likes the four chord song: http://idek.net/1pnL (this is definitely getting played over airtunes at the office)

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minister decries atheism surge as ‘fundamentalism.’ when was the last time you had an atheist ring your doorbell? http://idek.net/1pmo

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i liked narwhals before it was cool; i recall announcing them as my favorite animal in 1997 to a crowd that thought i was making it up

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trying to unsubscribe from @bestbuy marketing emails for the 23rd time FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU http://imgur.com/DQabt.p…

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Reqs to become a Hell’s Angel: male, valid driver’s license, working motorcycle, cannot be a child molester, police officer, or prison guard

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there is a hell’s angels roadhouse 2 miles from my house. why doesn’t it show up / can’t i add it on google maps? http://idek.net/1pMn

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*phew* that was close! http://imgur.com/LfmH9.p…

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there’s no place like /home/jameson/

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i’ve made more progress obedience training in one week with a shock collar than in a year with hundreds of treats (and only buzzed 6 times)

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the only explanation i can come up with for the pile of mulch i just found upstairs is that it was vomited from a large brown furry beast…

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a layman looks at my car and thinks it has an absurdly large ‘spoiler.’ here’s why: http://idek.net/1p80

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@jefft continuous FAIL!

via web in reply to jefft

somewhat disappointed that I was the only one left at @durhambulls by the 6th inning…

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life begins at arousal

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Still trying to determine which character is the badass (or Omar, if you will) in Treme. I’m guessing John Goodman’s: Creighton Bernette.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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@ameir i think you’re supposed to use 4square for that

via Seesmic in reply to ameir

in this case, it’s not the thought that counts. http://i.imgur.com/QuHx2…

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one man. one rake. two hundred seventy cubic feet of mulch. the mulch is winning.

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tired of getting screwed by faulty forecasts of 50% chance for rain

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@Oatmeal the problem with twitter is that even if you notice your fucked up tweet immediately, you can’t take it back

via web in reply to Oatmeal

a few unanswered LOST questions: http://www.collegehumor….

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