The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

April 2011

just had an excellent dinner of @klausiespizza & @kokyubbq @ food truck rodeo by @fullsteam with @farmhandfoods @slippinsliders @onlyburger

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@gigq SOUNDS LIKE A NETWORK PROBLEM TO ME

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ncpolicelogs A Fayetteville family has been reunited with their dogs after they were swept away by a tornado last week. http://goo.gl/bXN0L

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Apr 29th, 2011 via web)

never understood placing photos of friends and family on your desk / around your house. i’m not going to forget what they look like.

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@pmccall777 @jefft I think he doesn’t understand the dangers of not reading the documents

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Egregious use of Facebook Connect, or EXTREMELY egregious use of Facebook Connect? http://i.imgur.com/elK0Z…

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million dollar idea: sriracha infused jerky

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@emilepetrone let me know how it goes! I normally would but now rely on too many pieces of software to be functional for my dev environment.

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It’s Natty Narwhal release day! Upgrade now if you’re a masochist! http://releases.ubuntu.c…

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last night’s South Park episode, “HumancentiPad” was hilarious http://cart.mn/gNwNoI

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PrinceAtari the only thing spent faster then money is ammo

via Xbox (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Apr 27th, 2011 via web)

@flyosity man, we should totally implement that shit in the app

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It’s time you started not giving a fuck. http://t.co/zOIWqdw

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@ddahlke WE USE IMPERIAL UNITS OF MEASUREMENT IN THIS COUNTRY

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@MichaelCasp stock up on firearms before melee weapons

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codinghorror It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.

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Atheists are taking their message across the Triangle: It’s OK not to believe! http://goo.gl/RP0A2

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RT @nicholascordell I will name my first son Cordell Walker Cordell.

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Tremé season 2 has begun, and shit just got real. For the unfamiliar, Tremé has the same writers and many of the same cast from The Wire.

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DEVOPS_BORAT AWS post-mortem is say EBS outage due to human error. Step #1 for remedy is they not use human in future.

via Mobile Web (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Apr 24th, 2011 via web)

#1 reason to go to the Durham Farmer’s Market: Bison Sirloin

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ncpolicelogs Perry Lee Propst, 34, of 1221 Hat Creek Road in Salisbury, will NOT be having a #happy420 http://goo.gl/EPDUL

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Apr 20th, 2011 via web)

@jefft just wait ‘til you get in to the office

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@MichaelCasp dude, celebrating early?

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Happy Arbor Day a la Kid Cudi http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@gigq how do you know they aren’t just telling you what you want to hear?

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don’t you hate when you’re driving through a rain storm and you realize that it’s not water, but insects?

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ncpolicelogs Chuck R. Daniels, 23, of Wilson, charged with soiling patrol car. http://goo.gl/wLMil

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Apr 19th, 2011 via web)

ImTracyMorgan Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.

via web (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Apr 19th, 2011 via web)

I don’t always X, but when I do, I XX.

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Oatmeal How to fix any computer http://bit.ly/gaaZuh

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Apr 18th, 2011 via web)

@seanmcnichol this is my current route http://goo.gl/VAl7p - want me to skip new orleans and come to you? I’d arrive around June 23

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I’ve been called crazy for planning a 10k mile ride. It’s crazy not to - sometimes you have to travel extreme distances to find yourself.

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If someone with a decent amount of networking knowledge can’t configure your consumer level router, it might be a POS. Looking at you, Ubee.

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@gigq this man is insane, but he actually makes a good point http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@gigq All I’m saying is that most people DON’T think it’s a bubble :-P

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Take a look at the state of silver commodities. “A true bubble is when something is overvalued AND intensely believed.” —Peter Thiel

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Huxley was right. http://goo.gl/hmPuO

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@ameir I mean, Four Loko

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The War on Drugs. The War on Terror. When will government figure out that you can’t win a war against an abstract enemy?

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Java makes it really easy to write hundreds of lines of filler / framework code that doesn’t actually do anything.

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@MichaelCasp if you like the Shotgun vs Rifle story, subscribe to /r/guns and @ncpolicelogs

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BullCityBurger Breaking news! We will be pouring our own BCBB beer starting tonight. Mayor Bill Bell of Durham will pull the… http://fb.me/Jm48PfPq

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Apr 14th, 2011 via web)

never bring a .22 to a shotgun fight http://goo.gl/q2y09

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Over spilt beer EDWARD FOURLOKOHANDS!!!!1one people who brush their landlord want a gun cabinet. — http://thatcan.be/my/nex…

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Mr T amassed his gold chains and some horsey ear plugs ASK A DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR OCD. — http://thatcan.be/my/nex…

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Omg blue waffle is an aging hipster. National concealed carry is a good sign when in a supermarket! — http://thatcan.be/my/nex…

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@pmccall777 annnnnnnnnd he died when a car hit him.

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Why no, I’m not excited about my trip. It’s not a vacation, it’s a challenge. I might not complete it, but I yearn to be an Iron Butt rider.

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PewPew 2 is free today on the Amazon Appstore! http://www.amazon.com/mo…

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@hoorayimhelping charlotte is like, the financial hub of the southeast.

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ncpolicelogs Runaway toddler, previously saved by dog, runs off again. Mother jailed for child neglect. http://goo.gl/PW8KP

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 3:22 PM, Apr 12th, 2011 via web)

for the past month I’ve felt less like an engineer and more like a miracle worker http://goo.gl/WpJvJ

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in hindsight, it was silly to ask a bunch of internet addicts for trip advice. one poor soul told me he takes virtual trips via google earth

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@nicholascordell screw camping - I want hot showers and some semblance of security so that I can sleep peacefully.

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TIL that the /r/frugal subreddit should be renamed /r/stingy - http://goo.gl/heC9D - haters gonna hate.

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@Lisa0xf everybody loves newtonian physics; goes all the way back to asteroids

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“An investigator for the Air Force stated that three so-called flying saucers had been recovered in New Mexico.” http://bit.ly/gbC7LH

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How TV Ruined Your Life - watch it - http://goo.gl/ODkla

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@emilepetrone it gets pretty dry about halfway in

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over 90% of the world’s population was born on January 1st, according to data gathered from web sites with age verification forms.

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klausiespizza The cops just shut down klausie’s pizza at big boss tap room!

via Seesmic for Android (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Apr 7th, 2011 via web)

@mikestable ooo our dogs must be syncing up!

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Reaganomics: trickle-down wealth orrrrrrrrr trickle-up poverty?

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@abbydactyl I bought several dozen CDs in middle / high school but my mother ‘lost’ them all my freshman year of college

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UNC, BoA, BB&T, Piggly Wiggly, Hi-Point firearms, Triangle Cycles, RIAA, Exxon, Ex Wives (things that will never see another cent from me)

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Scientific truth is a function of time and its lifespan is decreasing as the rate of scientific advancement quickens. http://goo.gl/QqWKZ

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Mr T amassed his gold chains and other jewelry from customers he kicked out of the night club he worked at as a bouncer http://goo.gl/sUU3o

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ncpolicelogs Salisbury man, high on synthetic marijuana, drove over 120 mph and eluded police b/c “America was under alien invasion” http://goo.gl/stQXE

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@ericboggs nope, though I do have several thousand cards laying around here somewhere… I wonder if they’re considered ‘classic’ editions.

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@ericboggs Are you a planeswalker as well?

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ncpolicelogs home invasion suspect leaves t-shirt with his picture on it at the scene of the crime http://goo.gl/P4dXq

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tonight’s @trihug speaker is touting Starfish’s “what if? engine” - I sure could use one of these for real life…

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@flyosity I wonder if iOS users take their vehicle to the dealership to get overpriced repairs because they think it’s “first-rate service”

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VeryShortStory My boss asked where I was. “I’m boycotting Mondays.” The idea spread. People stayed home. Now we hated Tuesday.

via Ping.fm (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Apr 4th, 2011 via web)

one reason why I don’t shave more often is that it’s really hard to decide where to stop

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bolt tightness tends to range from “hand tight” to 100 nm torque. never before today have I encountered one requiring “less than hand tight”

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TIL that an extremely old skeleton of a man was found in a trash bag in the basement of Triangle Brewing Company

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affordable electric motorcycles are coming http://t.co/4eeiMlw

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if you want to buy a bag of crap today, you’ll have to earn it at http://www.woot.com/

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