The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

January 2010

zero to bachelor’s in 2.5 years is only 0.0000456 bachelor’s per hour

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anybody that markets their technology as ‘magical’ should raise a few red flags http://www.apple.com/ipa…

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just flipped past ‘gospel superfest’ on the worship channel and the dude was performing with an autotuner…

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traditional rappelling teaches you to hold the rope with both hands, which is inconvenient if you’re being shot at

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today’s woot is reaaaaaaaaaaaally tempting! http://www.woot.com/ LOLing @ the n00bs asking where the pot is…

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@ameir kinda, just a ‘cuil’ example that i really like

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You awake as a hamburger‽ You begin to scream, only to have special sauce fly from your lips‽ You view the world in sepia‽

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mad max 4: fury road. wooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooo! http://www.imdb.com/titl…

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why was there a run on the gas stations this afternoon? you’re not going ANYWHERE this weekend, people…

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barely made it home from bronto trivia night… multi-car pileup outside my neighborhood thanks to an ice patch

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RT @insanecoworker: “Whoa! Paintball…that would be good career-building activity. I mean team-building.”

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it’s pathetic, but we NEED a good samaritan law. one of my neighbors was left bleeding in the street after he hit a deer on his motorcycle.

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this time tomorrow I expect to be curled up by the fire… doing my taxes

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whenever i want to feel better about myself, i view twitter’s public feed. take, for example, the trending topic “Bacstreet Boys”

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espresso resupply: archer farms super dark!

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brewed my way through 1.25 pounds of espresso grounds ahead of schedule. fellow brontonians can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet nectar.

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my, tonight’s local sporting event has been QUITE titillating!

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one of this week’s goals: work my way through 1.25 pounds of espresso grounds

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“Dude, your suspension is tighter than PROM NIGHT!” - @ddahlke upon spilling his coffee, which I advised against bringing along for the ride

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You can lose a lot of money by chasing women. You can’t lose a lot of women by chasing money.

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Fox News admits that their viewers will believe anything http://www.youtube.com/w…

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Wizard’s First Rule: people are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.

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Spartacus: Blood and Sand - it’s Rome hopped up on 300. Moar!

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SustainableTips Not only are snuggies good for keeping warm, they are also an eco-friendly way of staying abstinent

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@seanmcnichol only if the price is right… in reality i’m just gonna spend a buttload on landscaping to get rid of this mud pit of a yard

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for sale: one 70 pound overgrown puppy. accessories include crate, 60 pounds of food, and 10 pounds of mud.

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@gigq It’s not gay if you do it through a hole in the sheet.

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The only “normal” people are those whom you don’t know very well.

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Players of FarmVille, Castle Age, et al: they’re dumbed-down, prettied-up versions of BBS MuDs you laughed at nerds for playing 20 years ago

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Managing Humans, Chapter 1: Don’t Be a Prick

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I’m sick of reading personal ads that start with “I’m easygoing and like to have fun” - the first person to admit otherwise gets asked out!

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@tab126 oh yes, you can find it on the internets

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watching “i hope they serve beer in hell” - i met @tuckermax for 30 sec and can confirm that he’s an asshole. thx for the autographed book!

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I <3 PHP variable variables. $$objectName->$fieldName FTW

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Starving, thirsty, homeless Haitians can be at peace now that their solar-powered bibles have finally arrived http://idek.net/ywu

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Drink enough coffee and your brain will soar at the speed of a thousand parakeets on crystal meth.

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@mike9r what do you expect? Quality Of Service?

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i’m a bit disappointed i haven’t seen any of IMDB’s 50 worst rated movies. @seanmcnichol: ‘santa with muscles’ is #55

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most underrated sci-fi masterpieces: primer, dark city, serenity, gattaca, silent running

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Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.

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been researching humidifiers for hours to no avail. anyone have recommendations? i want quiet, powerful, and no mineral deposits.

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SustainableTips Impulses to buy Apple products come with impulses 18 months later to chuck it in a landfill and buy the newer version

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the chinese govt has been waging cyber-war against US interests for years; when are we going to fight back? http://idek.net/xOu

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I’m glad Sarah Palin got the FOX gig, because the fire hose will be turned back on for gems like this http://idek.net/xHw

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i’ve read police logs of $10k rings left in cars that were stolen, thus i’m not surprised. he brought it on himself. http://idek.net/wxc

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google remembers its motto (don’t be evil) and tells china where to shove it! http://googleblog.blogsp…

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kohl’s is having a polygamist-friendly sale: buy one get one free wedding / engagement rings! http://idek.net/wX1

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WTF Chevy??? the original Volt concept was HOT (a la 2010 camaro) http://idek.net/wT2 but now it’s a @#^&*&$^ PRIUS http://idek.net/wT3

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props to both family guy and the simpsons for working ‘fox sucks’ into their shows

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@gigq does it not concern you that if there’s enough energy to just pull out of the air, it may have unintended health effects?

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RT @mike9r: Fox News hires Sarah Palin for multi-year deal, meaning she’ll stay for a few months: http://idek.net/wDz

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McCain campaign: “inconceivable that if McCain fell ill or died, the country be left in the hands of a President Palin.” http://idek.net/wBy

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@jasonmalone welcome to the REAL world…. jackass!

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should republicans be worried? personally, i know liberals with conservative parents but not vice versa http://i.imgur.com/Zh0yK…

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EPIC facebook conversation. names have been changed to protect the guilty. http://i.imgur.com/7Rq7t…

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RT @insanecoworker: “Squeeze this kiwi fruit until the juice all comes out…see, it looks like a clitoris.”

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borderlands released a patch at 10:00 PM. can’t play online without most recent version. download server isn’t responding. FFFFFFUUUUUU

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@gigq dude neither getconcentration NOR the missile launcher are linux compatible. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

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@gigq does the app bitch slap people who walk over and interrupt you?

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@carolinewv possibly… not sure if they can handle the logistics though; dog house was a nightmare

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@carolinewv I was told Wendy’s and The Dog House have suffered bannination at the hands of the powers that be

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for my clueless north carolinians (and the folks who almost killed me a few weeks ago) i present: HOW TO DRIVE IN SNOW http://idek.net/upq

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we (@bronto) are hosting a Triangle PHP/MySQL Users Group mtg on Jan 19 6:30-9:00 - pizza & beer will, of course, be provided

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the canada geese are getting pissy - they’ve been walking around on the lake all week

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thanks, @knucklesandwich - i’ve now decided that i don’t want a nexus one… i just want a ‘fuck you iphone’ http://idek.net/uUr

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dear @bestbuy - your email marketing software stinks. “We are unable to process your request” to unsubscribe me is unacceptable.

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Good news, everyone! Thanks to 4chan you can actually find some watchable videos on youtube today http://idek.net/uMh

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Man robs shoe store with a large rock. This wouldn’t happen if more people carried concealed paper http://idek.net/u7L

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@seanmcnichol right but the real question is if it will be CDMA or CDMA + GSM

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@seanmcnichol in a few months it will also work on verizon

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@seanmcnichol but you can’t put a price on being able to tell a carrier to fuck off and switch to another carrier with no penalty!

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you can’t put a price on freedom (from wireless phone contracts)

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merry (5th?) brontoversary to @justinjas / @gigq

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@lesliejenna @covati @brandonwilkins i just realized we all broke rule #4. DAMNIT!

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24 hours ‘til nexus one release! not that you’ll find me in line… some people call early adoption cutting edge; i call it gamma testing.

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fairly sure i’m only guilty of #6 (pets) - many of you need to work on #1 & #3 http://theoatmeal.com/co…

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@jefft “Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall soon have neither.” - Benjamin Franklin

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“The Constitution is grounded in the premise that there are other values and priorities more important than mere Safety.”

- Glenn Greenwald

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officially pissed at atari for doing such a crappy job porting ghostbusters to PC that it crashes every time i load the first level

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@brandonwilkins yep, brasa is a great way to drop a couple hundred bucks

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lake is frozen over… time to crank up the fireplace

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booyeah; google voice invite thanks to @wookaru - one step closer to nexus one!

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i cast my vote for saddest movie of all time: the time traveler’s wife

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primer (#1 mindfuck time travel movie) timeline breakdown - it all makes sense now! http://idek.net/tKJ

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i just sped up my DNS lookups by 47% thanks to namebench! speed up your web browsing in 10 min: http://code.google.com/p…

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anyone have a google voice invitation?

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vindication! if you don’t get enough sleep you might want to kill yourself! http://idek.net/t8H

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@mattmeis remember playing time trials (motorcycle game) in high school? they made a 3D version & it’s $2.50 today http://idek.net/t1G

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thus far it’s 2010: the year of the hangover

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