The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

March 2009

the wait is over! jungle joose has hit the NC gas stations! i got joose in my system!

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‘twas such a nice day i took the PM off… to replace motor oil, air filter, headlights, temp sensor, coolant, spark plugs on the camaro

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exhausted after a long day of riding motorcycles… can’t wait to get a crotch rocket

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Durham ABC has regained my business - waited 3 months for my tequila order due to unresponsive supplier; getting refunded + a $50 gift card

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@tab126 i sure am… maybe i’ll sign up for SA one day

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<sigh> looks like great weather coming in for our weekend-long motorcycle class…

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waking up to find a dead fish floating in your aquarium: lame
waking up to find a completely skeletonized fish sunk to the bottom: awesome

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out with the new, in with the old… i’m now the proud owner of a ’96 camaro. not much to look at, but pretttttty fast

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You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course…

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the verdict is in: tilt < sparks < joose < four loko

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@seanmcnichol google maps LOST my address about 6 months ago… now it takes you to the same address but in chapel hill….

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Just got my first night of uninterrupted sleep in 3 months. Thanks, Remmy!

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officially AKC registered now - Remington Lock Stock and Barrel

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weekend at last; the joose MUST flow

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$2000+ / YR for simple liability coverage on a crotch rocket? I have a perfect driving record, but I can’t escape the young male stereotype.

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http://idek.net/52x - so accurate it hurts to read. FYI, I’m sure Micheal Lopp and I are related, I just don’t know how closely.

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I didn’t know that
whipped cream could go bad… why does it taste like peppermint?

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@goddamndave - mad props for use of an archaic adverb. i was teased in middle school once by the illiterate sonsofbitches for saying mayhaps

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@McGinity i might buy a 300ZX; there are quite a few cheap cars in the running at the moment, but i’m more interested in a crotch rocket

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mourning my loss and celebrating the future over a few glasses of FOUR LOKO

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so long 350Z… you will be missed. up next - Honda CBR 900 RR?

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heading to greensboro to hopefully sell the 350Z… if this guy tries to scam me with a fake cashier’s check, he’s gonna regret it

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Curse you and your monopoly on spirits, NC ABC! It’s my 3 month anniversary of ordering a case of La Pinta Tequila and they are clueless.

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@michaelbrooks - I feel you. lost track of # of times my car was broken into in college. I recommend alarm systems and firearms.

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@ameir - turns out you’re lucky and the TW tech forgot to block basic cable. I had the same deal going at my apartment, but not at my house.

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I finally found it in an ABC store! basil hayden’s; the best bourbon ever

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for a good time, call #lonerider

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oh yea! http://idek.net/4YJ - just ask

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just went through my first police checkpoint, out in the middle of nowhere near my house. cops ASKED me to peel out and show off the Z :-)

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@carolinewv free, as in beer? yes, please!

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finally decided to assimilate into the hive…

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