The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

October 2010

the best roads connect nowhere with nowhere

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AFK; rallying to restore sanity. hope this works.

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SustainableTips Amateurs water their grass at night, pros just spray-paint it green

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I think @jefft is getting tired of breathing in my paint fumes http://yfrog.com/n85jvpj

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@argylesocial @covati @ericboggs is it terrible twittiquette to tweet the same tweet to twitterers from multiple twats?

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Republicans are poised to retake control of Congress even though the party AND its policies are unpopular. Wily! http://goo.gl/qaR5

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caution: events on calendar are closer than they appear

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@lesliejenna that does seem the obvious choice, doesn’t it? or mayyyybe I am green WOman…

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expect to see some great costumes from the @bronto platform team tomorrow, except that lame-o @gigq. sneak preview for mine: extreme green.

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what would you do if a toothless crackhead came up to your car at 6 AM and started banging on the window?

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the people have spoken http://i.imgur.com/0A4cF…

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being married for X years with Y children is not an accomplishment that has any place on a political campaign flyer

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@seanmcnichol it is definitely at the watermelon

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@seanmcnichol they’ll take my four loko over my dead body! after i drink a case of it…

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When I was a kid I had to WALK to the bus stop, even if it was WET or COLD. Helicopter parents sitting in their cars: get out of my street.

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the problem with running cutting edge technologies is that you don’t have the luxury of googling obscure issues

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I haven’t carved a pumpkin since I was a kid, but I wouldn’t mind having this bad boy guarding my porch http://goo.gl/aNYp

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43 things’ (@robotcoop) search engine is simultaneously too good and yet not good enough… http://twitpic.com/30t6ex

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just raised vast sums of money in the first round of funding for my Device That Allows You to Stab People in the Face Over the Internet™

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Step 1: log in to facebook. Step 2: post the question: “How is babby formed?” Step 3: enjoy facebook easter egg!

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understands live tweeting an event b/c it makes you feel like a journalist, but when it’s out of context you’re just shitting in my stream

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@ameir what’s starting? another apple twitjizzfest?

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When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag, holding a cross, sitting in a lawn chair, and eating a KFC Double Down.

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Scout is a master escape artist. He previously busted through both fence gates. This morning: a random picket. The warden is displeased. ಠ_ಠ

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watching mad men, bourbon in hand. it helps to bring out the flavor.

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Advancement of civilization has diluted the principles of Darwinism. I call for the repeal of safety labels and nanny laws (e.g. seat belts)

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college plans to ban Four Loko because they can’t handle the awesomeness http://goo.gl/wUSJ

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… just kidding; it’s unlikely that the human race will survive to the point of being a Type II civilization goo.gl/uWpZ

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one day spacecraft will not be comprised of primitive materials such as metal and plastic, but rather projected energy a la goo.gl/Hciu

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@johnmarkivey other than the tweetup foods, just a wide variety of jerky

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@johnmarkivey everyone says I’m disgusting for eating it, but Christmas only comes once per year…

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UNC football players banned from using twitter because they think the internet is a series of tubes http://www.dailytarheel….

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reviews deep fried pecan pie http://bit.ly/9bWfMF (via @carolinewv)

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blew all my cash buying jerkied meats from a four-toothed carnie at the #deepfried @ncstatefair @triangletweetup

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the Internet is not fit to be a parent. please refrain from asking the Internet what you should do with your child in situation X.

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can truly relate to Don Draper, minus the secretary banging… I don’t have a secretary.

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heard it’s National Coming Out Day - what do I get for signing up? Instant pass from any and all future women problems? http://bit.ly/bfa5bU

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@gigq I just figured out why you ‘called in sick’ today. You don’t have to be ashamed about not participating in National Coming Out Day.

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working on my @bronto halloween costume. name of the game is pushing the envelope: note the lack of company policy prohibiting live animals.

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on the 10th second of the 10th minute of the 10th hour of the 10th day of the 10th month of the 10th year there was: ubuntu maverick meerkat

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hopes that facebook questions becomes the next cesspit of stupidity a la yahoo answers. how is babby formed?

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@akuaa ZOMG someone managed to kill an entire protocol?

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writing unit tests for all of my new code has greatly increased both my confidence and the size of my e-penis

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@rands: When you say “Thought leader”, I hear “You talk pretty”.

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“he got PHP in my JAVA!” … “he got JAVA in my PHP!” // sadly, the former has already occurred. it’s only a matter of time…

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APPARENTLY if you aren’t doing anal, you’re doing it wrong http://goo.gl/hpHc

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@ddahlke i don’t ride wolverines; i use them to comb my hair

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we (@lopp, @mikestable, @ddahlke) have met the enemy and she is crazy bitches

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Quitters never win, and winners never acknowledge restraining orders or paternity suits.

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limit DoD spending to DEFENSE, tax religious orgs, close corp loopholes, kill payroll tax cap, legalize & tax marijuana. budget: balanced.

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shortxstack happy binary day! aw snap.

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Do not attempt to adjust your internet machine. 6‽: You ask me for a burger. The sun is a burger, rotating slowly as the earth grows cold.

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