@ddahlke What has broccoli ever done to you?
“As we expand the area of our knowledge, so expands the perimeter of our ignorance.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bitterjojo I just heard Facebook’s stock will go up if you stop posting pictures of your meals and your babies.
@knucklesandwich I heard it might even pop, lock, AND drop!
@knucklesandwich Now wait for the drop!
The lack of a ‘pop’ in today’s Facebook IPO indicates that the market deems it appropriately valued, which is a nice change for tech IPOs.
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history.” ~Mitch Ratcliffe
@knucklesandwich @uncrate You’re gonna want a sling for that thar 12 gauge
ameir My wife’s laptop got stolen at the airport because TSA took her to another room to search her and left her bags out in the open. ಠ_ಠ
rands When you say “Friendly reminder,” I hear “I will mess you up if you miss this deadline.”
The difference between a good engineer and a great engineer is that the latter wields a word processor as well as they do a compiler.
DEVOPS_BORAT Big Data Analytic is show 80% of devops are on probation for technical debt.
@CrowChick Salary ranges are seniority agnostic unless job title is denoted by experience level. Thus the low end should be ‘early career.’
@CrowChick @wesbos @KomejoDev Taking into account the variance for Raleigh, I believe their starting salary is $64k
Those “you deserve to earn more money” signs tickle my innards. If you deserve more money, you WILL earn it. If you don’t, you won’t.
ncpolicelogs The dog that sired N.C. State University mascot Tuffy has been euthanized after he was poisoned with antifreeze. http://t.co/MKZyoNDw
“Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error.” -Linus Pauling
@mattmeis That’s the one!
@mattmeis Throwback reference to that crazy health teacher in high school?
adamrawlings The children are safe & sound: http://t.co/CTXwKPEo
@mark_a_phelps This morning I ate eggs out of a shoe with a comb. #blackbooks
@colopy How long are you going to continue patting yourself on the back? :-P
@CarrieNyden @adamrawlings that’s tempting but I fear a revolt on the scale of http://t.co/Mu1W3vwQ
ncpolicelogs Shit happens. http://t.co/9WKYguqD