The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

September 2011

I don’t always enjoy writing API integrations, but when I do, it’s with the @ICHCheezburger API.

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ncpolicelogs Never bring a milkshake to a gun fight. http://t.co/nWoPVlZm

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The shortest distance between 2 points is a geodesic. Alternatively, shortest distance between 2 points is a wormhole. http://t.co/zK4B0ep4

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@neiltyson Agree? Shortest distance between two points is a geodesic. Alternatively, the shortest distance between two points is a wormhole.

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If there are two types of people I hate, it’s those who use social networking to complain about their pet peeves… and hypocrites.

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TheOnion BREAKING: Capitol building being evacuated. 12 children held hostage by group of armed congressmen. #CongressHostage

via HootSuite (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Sep 29th, 2011 via web)

alexbonin Death to ragweed, cats, and dust mites!

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Dumbass activists want us to Occupy Wall Street / Occupy Durham, but don’t want to admit that it’s a precursor to class warfare. ಠ_ಠ

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Verizon pushed the Gingerbread update to my phone yesterday and re-introduced a 2-yr-old Android bug. Now I have a $600 hand warmer. ಠ_ಠ

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“Lawn care professionals” left me a note saying that I cut my grass too short. I use the highest setting on my mower. ಠ_ಠ

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@mikestable Scout is $10. Remi is $75. I guess they know he’s a badass motherfucker.

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I would love to know why the government thinks Remi is worth 7.5 Scouts. Are there really different tax rates for each breed?

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@bendefoe We’re all adults here; it’s OK to say “fucking.”

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@flyosity Reddit’s dun fried your brain

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@flyosity ZOMG second time in a week you’ve neglected to attribute your source ಠ_ಠ

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This is not a joke: fuck Tony Bologna. http://t.co/X5mNMz16

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@mikestable dude, it’s your new favorite show! http://t.co/3JCUAEHX

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@jasonmalone god damnit malone, these untapped tweets do nothing but make me thirsty

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It’s never too early to start planning for Halloween at @bronto

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hoorayimhelping var MAYBE = Math.random() % 2 === true || false;

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Sep 26th, 2011 via web)

An alien invasion from outer space could be a great opportunity for humans to realize we’re all on the same side & stop killing each other.

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We are all one in the Fourth Dimension.

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@Sheldon_Cooper_ I’m quite disappointed in the illogical and unsafe removal of your mask in the midst of an active paintball battle.

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Bitterjojo How do I unsubscribe from all these work e-mails?

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Durham, NC: A sign for those who live without God http://t.co/tYZFDOTK

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@McGinity about an hour ago. I use Twitter for my random insight nuggets, Facebook for fucking around, G+ for intellectual conversations.

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ncpolicelogs 33,000 upstanding NC citizens have obtained a concealed carry permit in the past year! http://t.co/T1RGetUb

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SethMacFarlane June 2013: President Rick Perry declares that before the decade is out, America should commit to landing a man on the sun.

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Got home from St Louis at 11 PM. 5 minutes later my RAID alarm went off. Thanks a lot, Murphy.

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The bigger the bullet, the harder they fall.

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jrh3k5 I went in expecting to learn about product engineering, left wanting to move to Amsterdam. #strangeloop

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Sep 20th, 2011 via web)

“Product Engineering is Step Two of the Underpants Gnomes Algorithm” -@bmf #strangeloop

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@mattmeis I’d rather die by satellite than via car crash or heart failure :-P

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@mattmeis sensationalist statistics. Those are the odds that ANY of 300M people get hit. Your odds are 1 in billions.

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Most awesome experience today was learning about a revolutionary piece of software & then watching it be open sourced for the good of us all

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@simadown AVAST, YE HAIRY MONADS!

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@cashion TL;DL we need more flexible programming models (via generics) that can evolve similar to cells. the details are over my head.

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@ahabra you’re in good company

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benhardy Another Sussman gem, this guy is GOLD: “I hate computer languages, almost all of them, even the ones that I invented”. #strangeloop

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I wish I could claim to have absorbed more than 1% of Dr. Sussman’s keynote. Excuse me, I have to go lie down now. #strangeloop

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Oatmeal Why Netflix is splitting itself in two http://t.co/tbJTTzqX

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“Vim may be a dinosaur, but it’s THIS dinosaur: http://t.co/Z2Pzxups” - @wnodom

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It took great effort to refrain from shouting out “that’s what she said” during @chacon’s presentation. git head —force —hard #strangeloop

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@emilepetrone vim all the way, though I use Eclipse when writing Java

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“Use Vim if you’re cool, Emacs if you’re… older.” -Scott Chacon #strangeloop

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OH: “They fucked that up like Soviet Russia”

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stevenf I’d like to apologize about the way we handled the Netflix price increase by HURRRR DURR INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM OUTER SPACE

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“We’re going to have 900 geeks here - we need more power!” http://t.co/mKp2BI6G #strangeloop #derp

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“There is nothing new in computer science. We just keep re-discovering the same things in slightly different ways.” Erik Meijer #strangeloop

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WHERE THE HELL IS THE ROOT BEER IN THIS TOWN?!?!?

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@seanmcnichol good; most kids these days don’t get exposed to enough germs

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anonops The revolution may not be televised, but it will be tweeted #TakeWallStreet #OccupyWallStreet >> http://t.co/w8CoaQhM

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Sep 17th, 2011 via web)

@alexbonin If I didn’t know any better, I’d say your Twitter account is on drugs

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@lesliejenna @LivingSocial That’s not a “good deal” for a Concealed Carry Class. Mine was $75 at full price. http://t.co/CqCnGg0p

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ZOMG @DPAC - Louis C.K., John Oliver, and Weird Al are all coming in October! http://t.co/NkQUmK50

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darthvader The best part of waking up is ewok in your cup.

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It’s never a good sign when you come home to find lines spray painted all over your yard.

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@jefft make sure you scare them straight so’s they don’t become a Class C like yourself

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Sadly, birthdays have become a spamfest of automated emails from forums you no longer visit and marketers whose products you don’t want.

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Nice job, @twitter! My Twitter account was compromised & within 60 seconds they had removed the tweet, changed my pw, & sent me an email!

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@Bitterjojo Twitter is the new (micro)blog, and etc etc etc…

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If I’ve learned one thing from attending land rezoning meetings, it’s that the average citizen has not a fucking clue how their govt works.

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Can’t make this up: Fox News opinion piece stating that child labor is tolerable b/c it’s better than child prostitution http://t.co/dBbtP9Y

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In the future, anyone with creativity & technical aptitude can create music from uniquely generated vocals/sounds that emulate dead artists.

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Once you go solid state for your hardware stack, you never go back.

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at the Bull City Rumble with @dawleywood http://t.co/MirmCiV

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Yep, this really happened. http://t.co/tHuom5G

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My new work laptop came with Windows 7. First thing I did was open IE to download Chrome… and IE locked up.

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@covati profile of a power user

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The moment you accept living in the “iron cage” of social acceptability is when you should shoot yourself in the face. http://t.co/YudMYqh

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