The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

December 2011

ncpolicelogs A Lexington man has been charged with making a fake $1 million bill and trying to spend it at Walmart. http://t.co/C6XLpmhP

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Dec 31st, 2011 via web)

When you build a house w/cheap labor that can’t read English you get half the crawlspace vents installed upside-down & thus they don’t close

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@ameir only if you’re OUTSIDE!

via web in reply to ameir

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. It is the only thing that ever has.” - Margaret Mead

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“They must find it hard to take Truth for authority who have so long mistaken Authority for Truth.” - Gerald Massey

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How is it legal for radio ads to have “fine print” that is played so quickly it’s incomprehensible?

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julien early means nothing unless you know how to use it

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Dec 29th, 2011 via web)

Just because you’re breathing doesn’t mean you’re alive.

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The phrase of the day: “dependency injection unresolvable circular reference”

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ncpolicelogs Durham PD is pushing the slogan “have fun, but don’t shoot a gun” to curb celebratory gunfire on New Year’s Eve. http://t.co/MlCgxzW5

via web (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Dec 27th, 2011 via web)

I pay door-to-door salesmen with reality checks.

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“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.” - President John Adams

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Come on, Kroger: frozen pizza should never share an aisle with feminine hygiene products.

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@rands On the flip side, I seriously doubt that computers will ever be “fast enough” for us power users.

via web in reply to rands

rands Anytime… anytime… I’m sitting there waiting for my computer or phone to do something, I silently seethe with compounding inner nerd rage.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:44 PM, Dec 26th, 2011 via web)

@seanmcnichol alas, I am attending a wedding reception on NYE

via twicca in reply to seanmcnichol

neiltyson Christians: MerryChristmas; Jews & Muslims: HappySunday; Atheists & Agnostics: HappyDay359 (Days of week are named for gods)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Dec 25th, 2011 via twicca)

@cgarmstrong @flyosity @ameir @jefft @hoorayimhelping ‘Tis a fine beard. When I stroke it thusly, do I not appear more intellectual?

via twicca in reply to cgarmstrong

Imgur is down. Guess this means I’ll have to try to enjoy Christmas…

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@flyosity I’d go with your middle finger. Don’t support organizations that promote homophobic Christian values.

via twicca in reply to flyosity

@mark_a_phelps I installed ubuntu on my parents computer 3 years ago and haven’t regretted it

via twicca in reply to mark_a_phelps

The future holds no place for Luddites.

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mattmeis I don’t like when people tell me to “fly safe”, like I have something to do with it. Three cheers for “sitting safe”. #atthebar

via Twidroyd for Android (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Dec 22nd, 2011 via web)

The new season of Beavis & Butt-Head is true to form; I love their social commentary on Jersey Shore / Twilight / etc.

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It’s the day before a long holiday weekend, you say? Murphy’s law is in full effect.

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@weatherchannel your hour-by-hour page has been malformed for over a week now. http://t.co/wKJcSN9W

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ditzkoff .@louisck says sales of his online special have topped $1 million (in 10 days) and he’s giving $280,000 to charity. http://t.co/uLsE1NMt

via web (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Dec 22nd, 2011 via web)

@gigq no, you know better than that. the wires are always there, the fa├žade just shifted a bit to expose them.

via web in reply to gigq

@jefft @flyosity sounds like they enacted PROTECT IP a little earlier than anticipated

via web in reply to jefft

You know what’s awesome? Having a neighbor who works for a beer distributor.

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@colopy Now THAT’s how you use Twitter!

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@seanmcnichol whoa, haven’t been in a rush, eh?

via web in reply to seanmcnichol

ConanOBrien Instead of giving my staff a holiday bonus, I blew all the money on tiny pigs and tiny furniture. Enjoy: http://t.co/8AUi43Ez #LiveCocoCam

via web (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Dec 20th, 2011 via web)

This is your friendly reminder that the Founding Fathers bestowed the Second Amendment upon us as protection against the NDAA / AUMF.

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ncpolicelogs Conspiracy theories abound as Candor, NC Commissioners refuse to explain why they fired 80% of the town’s police force. http://t.co/tuir90Gk

via web (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Dec 20th, 2011 via web)

30% of Americans are now arrested by age 23. The justice system is no longer simply curbing aberrant social behavior. http://t.co/Ys8NTWQl

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@mark_a_phelps why do you think it’s down!?!?

via web in reply to mark_a_phelps

@colopy Now I wish I had an iPad!

via web in reply to colopy

SOPA Creator Lamar Smith has received $500,000 from the TV/Film/Music Industry http://t.co/0qJFJNvw

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If you limit a comment field to 140 characters and your name isn’t Twitter, you think too highly of yourself.

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@emilepetrone @BarackObama gave me hope, then he took it back. He promised change, and then he changed the wrong things.

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@flyosity Newt says “I’ll do what I want,” Obama says “I want to suspend Habeus Corpus,” wat do? http://t.co/yvjuY3Uq

via web in reply to flyosity

Senator @robportman (R, OH) sold our freedom for $272,853 #NDAA http://t.co/99ghdlRd

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Screw all the jewelers running ads implying that any man who doesn’t buy his wife jewelry for Christmas will end up in the dog house.

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Saw a bumper sticker today that said “calling for peace is unpatriotic.” I feel that this is an appropriate response: http://t.co/tqxTdq0h

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@pmccall777 Shaking a can of Four Loko with a handful of coins in it will do the trick.

via web in reply to pmccall777

Decided stop describing ignorant drivers who almost kill me. Just bought a helmet-mounted video camera to publicly shame them instead.

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baguettaboutit We’ve got deliciousness waiting to happen for you tonight. Try us out at Golden Belt 6-9.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Dec 16th, 2011 via web)

EugeneMirman We’re only probably days away from Fox News deciding Christmas is a communist plot to redistribute wealth.

via web (retweeted on 9:17 AM, Dec 16th, 2011 via web)

@emilepetrone Just one, which is all I need since I’ve only mastered being able to parse one stream of text at a time.

via web in reply to emilepetrone

rundlesreposts After tomorrow, I’m spreading my wings. Learning to fly. Doing what it takes. Touching the sky. Taking a chance. Making a change. Deuces!!

via web (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Dec 15th, 2011 via web)

Why would I buy a Kindle when it’s cheaper to buy the physical books on Amazon?

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@emilepetrone @whitehouse Ditto; I’m not participating in this petition charade any longer.

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@whitehouse NDAA? SOPA? This tweet is a joke, right?

via web in reply to whitehouse

DEVOPS_BORAT 2012 is year of private cloud, Linux desktop and establish which of emacs and vi is better.

via web (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Dec 15th, 2011 via web)

Can ANYONE explain to me the meaning of the saying “it ain’t beanbag” ? Google has no clue…

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Living is the best revenge.

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BuddyRoemer 30 Major U.S. Companies Spent More on Lobbying than Taxes: http://t.co/GAAiKCEC #followthemoney #getmoneyout #rootstrikers

via web (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Dec 15th, 2011 via web)

denisleary Gary Busey just endorsed Newt Gingrich. Which actually makes perfect fucking sense.

via WhoSay (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Dec 14th, 2011 via web)

@hoorayimhelping Law Enforcement Online? Yeah, unfortunately I have.

via web in reply to hoorayimhelping

Good morning, America. Today marks 39 years since man last occupied the Moon. Feel free to join @neiltyson and myself in our disappointment.

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One nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all white heterosexuals who keep their mouths shut and stay in the pre-approved zones.

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SethMacFarlane I wonder what President the corporations are gonna buy us next year!

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Dec 13th, 2011 via web)

DEVOPS_BORAT Source of Facebook is tell me they are close of release TurboPHP.

via web (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Dec 12th, 2011 via web)

@hoorayimhelping he must have been awestruck by all the cool-sounded buzzwords in your profile

via web in reply to hoorayimhelping

flyosity Official Men In Black 3 trailer is out! http://t.co/WqbTo0id

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:53 AM, Dec 12th, 2011 via web)

FreedomPop announces intent to offer free broadband services to all Americans http://t.co/75X5G1Ma

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@gigq I bought it too, even though 80% of it is material he performed at DPAC (for which I paid $150!) :-P

via web in reply to gigq

louisck I want to thank the living fuck out of everyone who is buying the special. http://t.co/JL0O24ZY.

via web (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Dec 10th, 2011 via web)

@Lisa0xf It was awesome - only learned a few basics, yet I feel like I learned a ton. I want to learn more; I’m def going back regularly.

via web in reply to Lisa0xf

carpedurham ShabaShabu in Durham has closed and The Fish House is coming in it’s place http://t.co/yDAri7u3

via web (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Dec 9th, 2011 via web)

@jefft I’m glad you asked. I was moments away from vomiting at the 30 min mark, but thankfully got “pad duty” rather than “punching drills.”

via web in reply to jefft

@abbydactyl true, but I love Camp so much that I’m actually considering it

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First krav maga class kicked my ass, then I missed a 6 point buck (in my truck) by a foot on the 40 => 147 offramp. Not a dull night at all.

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@ameir lul is that a real Worms mod?

via web in reply to ameir

pmccall777 @lopp http://t.co/jCcAj8i1

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Dec 8th, 2011 via web)

All I want for Christmas is a crate of cheap .45 FMJ ammunition so that I can keep my skills honed. Oh, and world peace.

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Give me liberty or give me the deaths of my oppressors.

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@mattmeis @foundersbrewing ooh, I must sample this Devil Dancer

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This sounds like the dumbest gimmick technology ever… until you realize that it can be installed on a motorcycle. http://t.co/0KnxyC2L

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Awww, the Durham Sheriff sent me a courtesy postcard to remind me to renew my concealed carry permit! Hard to believe it has been 5 years…

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@hoorayimhelping brute force; pretty sure during each cycle of the game loop, i checked the ship against every asteroid. no CPU load issues.

via web in reply to hoorayimhelping

@hoorayimhelping yeah brah, I wrote Asteroids from scratch in C++ as a college graphics class project.

via web in reply to hoorayimhelping

DEVOPS_BORAT Financial of company is inverse proportion of number of newsletter it send.

via web (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Dec 6th, 2011 via web)

newsobserver An apparent bomb threat at the courthouse has delayed Michael Peterson’s hearing in #Durham: http://t.co/Z3337xmd

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Dec 6th, 2011 via web)

@gigq I’m asking on BEHALF of @ncpolicelogs :-P

via web in reply to gigq

police blocking off several blocks around the durham courthouse… lots of activity. anybody know why?

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@emilepetrone Didn’t know you were so big; guess that explains why you had trouble keeping up with me on our SF tour :-P

via web in reply to emilepetrone

I’ve never felt so ashamed after purchasing my contribution to @bronto’s White Elephant Gift Exchange. It’s going to be a good year.

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As far as I can tell, NC is the only state that calls their Alcohol Law Enforcement division ALE. Somebody’s idea of a joke?

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Oatmeal When using a dating site I always stop and ask myself “Who would Jesus do?”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Dec 5th, 2011 via web)

ncpolicelogs A Hickory man crashed into a mobile DWI lab at 3 AM Sunday morning. Officers suspect he was driving while impaired. http://t.co/acGTFqOS

via web (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Dec 5th, 2011 via web)

flyosity Free coffee at my local BP this morning. This makes up for the oil spill. Thanks guys!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Dec 2nd, 2011 via web)

DEVOPS_BORAT If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa

via web (retweeted on 6:47 AM, Dec 2nd, 2011 via twicca)

SethMacFarlane Job-hunting tip: if you’re interviewing for a gang of cowboy bandits, bring your own bandana. They’ll think, “Hey, this one gets it”.

via Echofon (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Dec 1st, 2011 via web)

kentbrew As usual, @hblodget nails it: “Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Catholicism without hell.” http://t.co/KImZ3MfH

via web (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Dec 1st, 2011 via web)