The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

May 2011

traveler’s tip: don’t attempt to apply a deoderant stick to your underarm if it has been baking at 100+ degrees

via twicca

chillin with my man @jasonmalone in syracuse, ny

via twicca

@grillmaestro I did enjoy the twisties around there

via twicca in reply to grillmaestro

dawleywood Already laid a bike down :(

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:11 PM, May 28th, 2011 via web)

report says that my ride to DC tomorrow will be through heavy LEO presence due to the Rolling Thunder rally http://redd.it/hlvpy

via web

The following 4 weeks will be automated digital subterfuge. I’ll actually be spending the month at Hedonism II.

via Futuretweets V2

@emilepetrone but then the terrorists could intercept it!

via web in reply to emilepetrone

Another hidden danger they don’t tell you about riding: http://www.youtube.com/w…

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@gigq that’s how you know that commercial flight is not “traveling.”

via web in reply to gigq

To travel is better than to arrive.

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do valets know how to park motorcycles?

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Fact: @snapple cap facts do not undergo much fact checking. http://en.wikipedia.org/…

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“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful” - Warren Buffett

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ncpolicelogs Robbers in Fayetteville were beaten, shot, and stabbed when 15 of the victim’s family and friends rushed to her aid. http://goo.gl/qM50c

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 8:12 AM, May 26th, 2011 via web)

neiltyson If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

via web (retweeted on 1:37 PM, May 25th, 2011 via web)

@andrewkanes different kind of SMIDSY - you shouldn’t slam on brakes when someone is behind you JUST TO MAKE A TURN

via web in reply to andrewkanes

SMIDSY: “Sorry mate, I didn’t see you.” Used by motorcyclists to describe traffic collisions in which a car driver fails to perceive a biker

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Prince William knows how to roll http://bit.ly/iE3KJG

via TweetMeme

flat beer is still beer.

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not a common sight in Durham http://twitpic.com/51yxl6

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“Being an expert in social media is like being an expert at taking the bread out of the refrigerator.” http://t.co/vnE1Lr3

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@pmccall777 the concept of an afterlife need not be tied to belief in a diety… though praying to a diety you don’t believe in is silly.

via web in reply to pmccall777

YouTube is a better music recommendation engine than Last.fm.

via web

Reason #23 why I hate my @ubee modem: The DynDNS ‘feature’ is setting my domain to resolve to an internal IP address. UI tells me otherwise.

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this is an especially sophisticated @bronto release, so I’m foregoing the Four Loko for Mint Julep

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T-minus 7 days ‘til 10,000 mile round-country motorcycle trip. Realtime Jameson tracker is live at http://lopp.net/trip.php

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@dawleywood @flyosity dawley, you’ll learn quickly that you can’t call rundle out for stealing unless you tweeted it first.

via web in reply to dawleywood

ericboggs Folks: Desktop Tower Defense expert and passionate Space Elevator advocate Edward Dawley is on the Twitters: @dawleywood

via web (retweeted on 8:59 AM, May 20th, 2011 via web)

$LNKD makes ~$8 Million in profit per year - their current stock price values them at ~$8 Billion. Time to short it!

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It has begun. Mainstream news is reporting on events that take place solely in the socialnetworkosphere. http://goo.gl/rTjp1

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keljohnson bronto says hi. http://t.co/GXh3Ciw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:55 PM, May 18th, 2011 via web)

@jefft yo dawg you heard that new beastie boys track? http://www.youtube.com/w…

via web

@pmccall777 b/c they can. but there’s no correlation. what about D.C. and Chicago? strict control, tons of crime. http://goo.gl/MLveb

via web in reply to pmccall777

Supporting stricter gun control to decrease crime is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to own cars.

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MichaelCasp I don’t have kids, but if I did they would be way better than all these other kids.

via web (retweeted on 4:28 PM, May 16th, 2011 via web)

@jefft drinking the pain away?

via web in reply to jefft

can’t believe nobody has ever sued NestlĂ© for making the Hot Pockets cook times so long that they give you third degree burns in your mouth.

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my milksteak brings all the girls to the yard

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Don’t make fun of grammar nazis. http://i.imgur.com/xLZmh…

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If you’re over 18 and you’re using Facebook applications to let someone know you’re interested in them, you need to be punched in the face.

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@pmccall777 @ddahlke I was poking fun at the common misspelling of “cavalry” http://en.wikipedia.org/…

via web in reply to pmccall777

@ddahlke IDK, is it for crucifying Jesuses? Or is it a cavalry sword for decapitating helpless infantry?

via web in reply to ddahlke

Busy working on The Next Big Thing… for my trip. Investigating the Google Latitude API… for science!

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Only via USPS can you get guaranteed 2 day delivery via Express Mail for $37 or guaranteed 2 day delivery via Priority Mail for $10

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“In gold and silver terms, the Dow Jones over the last 10 years has already lost 80% of its value” - Marc Faber

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“If it were possible to take interest rates into negative territory, I would vote for it” Janet Yellen, Vice Chairman of the Federal Reserve

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The day you have to add a ‘restart’ button to your app should be the day you realize it’s bloated. Looking at you, Eclipse.

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Want an invite to http://ifttt.com (@ifttt) ? It has great potential - I created these 2 tasks in minutes: http://i.imgur.com/B1Q7h…

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the new google latitude dashboard provides some interesting analyses of how you spend your time

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EpicMealTime SURPRISE!! Brand NEW EpicMealTime Mother’s Day Special!!! http://youtu.be/SS9cTjFF…

via web (retweeted on 3:29 PM, May 8th, 2011 via web)

every mother’s day needs a mother’s night… http://goo.gl/R3Wco

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remember: every mother is a MILF to SOMEbody.

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@emilepetrone You want junk of the future?

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@emilepetrone @bronto is all about growing ‘organically’ - not sure if there are blogs devoted to it but I would figure there are

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@MichaelCasp the weak shall die; only the strong shall survive. http://goo.gl/07f0s

via web in reply to MichaelCasp

Extrapolating from how quickly news traveled 20 yrs ago, 10 yrs ago and today, it’s a matter of decades before the hive mind becomes reality

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@ameir any smart tactician knows that you don’t win by sacrificing your life, but by making the enemy sacrifice theirs.

via web in reply to ameir

ncpolicelogs Hannah Brown, 19 yr old UNC student, fell through roof of Woollen Gym and landed in Bowman Gray Pool early Monday. http://goo.gl/kFC6D

via Futuretweets V2 (retweeted on 8:45 AM, May 5th, 2011 via web)

@carpedurham are you aware of G2B opening in a few weeks? http://t.co/RU4k6KZ

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opening of Geer Street Garden has been delayed 24 hours to Thursday at 11:30 AM

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HarleyPlays We werent the only ones that made a cheesy grilled cheese! @scottkinmartin went in with his buddy LackofMusclesGlasses! http://bit.ly/lABjnH

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:38 PM, May 3rd, 2011 via web)

who do YOU think is winning? http://en.wikipedia.org/…

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Dunno why everyone’s so excited about killing Usama… dude’s swimming in virgins now. After he trolled the USA for a decade. He won.

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Season 1 of Captain Planet and the Planeteers was released for the first time on DVD last month. Don’t wait up.

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