The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

September 2013

ncpolicelogs BOLO for AWOL @ChapelHillPD K9 in Durham! dailytarheel.com/article/2013/0…

via web (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Sep 30th, 2013 via web)

@mark_a_phelps @LinkedIn Ballsy recruiters keep calling my office phone which is unlisted. They must call the office & use the ext search.

via web in reply to mark_a_phelps

Recruiter hit me up for a M$FT-based startup that’s a mashup of Facebook, eBay, Blogger, PayPal, & Etsy. I think I hurt a rib while ROFLMAO.

via web

Is it acceptable to use @LinkedIn as an online dating site?

via web

Farewell, Breaking Badass.

via web

.@PopSci is shutting off comments after using science to determine that the idiocy contained in Internet comments is bad for science.

via web

mattkoff Pumped for the series finale of the U.S. government!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Sep 29th, 2013 via twicca)

@MichaelCasp Awww, you shoulda dropped by!

via web in reply to MichaelCasp

EFF Sen. Feinstein confirms NSA obtains emails directly from Internet backbone, describes process. eff.org/r.2cdG

via Thingie (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Sep 28th, 2013 via web)

@dapak Let me put it this way… Headless Horseman wielding an AR-15 == AWESOME.

via web in reply to dapak

Sleepy Hollow is the new Lost.

via web

Scumbag government keeps threatening to shut down, but never does…

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neiltyson If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you’re susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Sep 27th, 2013 via web)

@Mindbloom I received an email from your app and the unsubscribe link throws a 401 error. Not CAN-SPAM compliant!

via web

@SkinnyCanDraw @julien Mining is old news unless you have an “in” with cutting edge ASICs. But there are so many other facets to explore!

via web in reply to SkinnyCanDraw

@jbeardsley @snoopdave IDK, they could have been clearer - seems like there should be another update within 10 min.

via web in reply to jbeardsley

snoopdave You might want to avoid using GTalk today, seriously zd.net/16Lnz0v

via bitly (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Sep 26th, 2013 via web)

@snoopdave @averyj Pretty sure this will be a non-issue for us OTR users.

via web in reply to snoopdave

SecondMarket Boom! We are LIVE with the Bitcoin Investment Trust. Learn more about investing in the BIT: bitcointrust.co @BitcoinTrust

via web (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Sep 25th, 2013 via web)

@julien Because it’s an effective tool for killing people who are a threat to himself or the general public.

via web in reply to julien

@ameir Playing life on hard mode. Respect.

via web in reply to ameir

@ameir Congratulations on your incubating kid!

via web in reply to ameir

Kenyan govt is claiming victory against the terrorists that took over a mall in Nairobi. But… every single hostage was killed… FAIL.

via web

Just had to watch a streaming video advertisement that was a captcha. This is getting out of hand.

via web

@danlowe You need a beer, brah. Mosey over to my desk.

via web in reply to danlowe

@mark_a_phelps You should skip dinner and then go grocery shopping.

via web in reply to mark_a_phelps

Oatmeal Today is my birthday. It’s also Jim Henson’s birthday and he would have been 77 pic.twitter.com/rayJQPyBZC

via web (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Sep 24th, 2013 via web)

rands Your job as a leader is to exceed expectations.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Sep 23rd, 2013 via web)

arekdreyer @lopp Thet don’t need you to use their free Wi-Fi. They’re interested in where you stand & for how long. They just need your Wi-Fi to be on.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Sep 23rd, 2013 via web)

@emilepetrone I hope it’s Daft Punkesque

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@pig_poetry You’ve really gotta learn to stay out of the “Beyond” section!

via web in reply to pig_poetry

Don’t use the free Wi-Fi offered by retail stores - it’s free because they track your surfing for marketing purposes.

via twicca

@flyosity it’s no breaking bad, that’s for sure.

via twicca in reply to flyosity

@knucklesandwich Damn son, another repeat of the scooter incident?

via web in reply to knucklesandwich

Thank Science for peroxide-induced canine vomiting!

via web

@Wayne Sounds like a job for @ballerwayne!

via web in reply to Wayne

The FBI used a mosque outreach program to collect info about innocent Muslims’ speech, beliefs, and other activities aclu.org/blog/criminal-…

via web

You should watch “Future By Design” - a documentary about the works of Jacque Fresco. It’s on Netflix & Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=bwJaLF…

via web

@drewpotential Sounds to me like you’re describing the philosophy of American Exceptionalism

via web in reply to drewpotential

@drewpotential Is it “the American mindset” or is it “the mindset of the puppet masters?”

via web in reply to drewpotential

@drewpotential Meh, it’s not like you ever know that they actually delete your data even when you tell them to.

via web in reply to drewpotential

Y HELO THAR @tim_cook

via web

Marketing is promising people happiness. Engineering is delivering it.

via web

@goddamndave Hells yeah; where else can you lease a Reliant Robin for the low low price of 157 pounds per month? lingscars.com/Reliant/Robin/…

via web in reply to goddamndave

Quantitative Easing is just a fancy new name for Trickle Down Economics.

via twicca

I feel like something has gone terribly wrong in the past week and caused the quality of DuckDuckGo search results to nosedive.

via web

levie Larry Page: “Why are 1% of our customers churning every year?”
Business Analyst: “Death.”
Larry: “I see. You know what to do.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Sep 18th, 2013 via web)

Forgot my password to a service. Requested a password reset. Reset link in email doesn’t work.

via web

@jefft I went to bed around 10 or 11 last night; regardless of what time I go to sleep I’m incapable of sleeping past 6 AM.

via web in reply to jefft

I’m so productive in the morning that it’s not even funny. My work hours should be 4 AM to noon.

via web

@emilepetrone If only all interviews could be that easy…

via web in reply to emilepetrone

@pig_poetry @mark_a_phelps Cock sauce is a big hit in the kitchen, though.

via web in reply to pig_poetry

@mark_a_phelps Did you know that you can get all your neighbors to hate you for $15?

via web in reply to mark_a_phelps

@flyosity He’s right about the data sizes at which you should consider Hadoop. But no mention of high-level MapReduce languages? C’mon…

via web in reply to flyosity

java.util.TimeZone.getTimeZone(id) silently discards invalid IDs and returns GMT instead. ಠ_ಠ

via web

ncpolicelogs A Raleigh tattoo parlor is accused of accepting food stamps in exchange for tattoos. wncn.com/story/23427249…

via web (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Sep 16th, 2013 via web)

@pig_poetry …but if the requests are not carried out, the deceased person’s rights have not been violated because they have no rights.

via web in reply to lopp

@pig_poetry Everyone is more than welcome to write down their last wishes and ask friends / relatives they trust to carry them out.

via web in reply to pig_poetry

Deep thought of the day: do humans still have rights once they are deceased? I’m going with no.

via web

This is by far the best Michael Jackson documentary I’ve ever seen. goo.gl/bi6VMl

via web

mikko Bitcoin difficulty estimated to break 100 million this weekend. bitcoindifficulty.com

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Sep 14th, 2013 via web)

mvogiatzis design patterns: db.tt/KlJiKcvv via Chris Gerken

via web (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Sep 14th, 2013 via web)

Twitter gives first hint of plans for possible IPO; no word yet if investors will be limited to 140 shares.

via web

ErikVoorhees But what can you buy with Bitcoin? Well, basically everything. The Amazon of Bitcoin: bitcoinshop.us

via web (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Sep 12th, 2013 via web)

flyosity Putin wrote an editorial in the New York Times. Excellent read, many salient points. nytimes.com/2013/09/12/opi…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Sep 11th, 2013 via web)

@dapak Paint thinner. My body is seriously rejecting the introduction of this concoction.

via web in reply to dapak

WARNING: aloe vera juice is NOTHING like the delicious aloe drinks you can find at asian markets.

via web

@lopp I recall @flyosity wishing that you could retweet your own old tweets; looks like you can bring them to the top of the timeline now!

via web in reply to lopp

@Jeremy_DeGroot @drewpotential I’d say that since they’re iterating rather than innovating, they should at least innovate the pricing model.

via web in reply to Jeremy_DeGroot

That awkward moment when you nearly run over a jaywalking cop.

via twicca

It appears that the market agrees that $AAPL’s new phones are underwhelming.

via web

ncpolicelogs Raleigh PD to citizen: Shooting bullets into the air was the wrong way to empty your handgun before selling it. newsobserver.com/2013/09/10/318…

via web (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Sep 11th, 2013 via web)

@gsingers You’d think Internet would be more plentiful and thus cheaper near Silicon Valley :-P

via web in reply to gsingers

@adamrawlings Do you need assistance waterboarding the cats?

via web in reply to adamrawlings

@ameir *It’s pronounced iPhone Fives?

via web in reply to ameir

If Apple wants to remain a tech leader, they need to be innovative rather than iterative.

via web

@ameir Twitter, since I assume whatever you’re talking about will be posted here by you.

via web in reply to ameir

Here we see @WIRED proving yet again that it does not understand . Bitcoin is in no danger from any govt. wired.com/wiredenterpris…

via web

steveburnett Triangle Hadoop Meetup @trihug tonight @Bronto Durham 6:30pm meetup.com/TriHUG/events/…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Sep 10th, 2013 via web)

This is the most threatening response I have ever received while unchecking an “opt-in” box. pic.twitter.com/psRwsyhNM2

via web

@KenJennings “a gun was found in the Lake Mary home, but he added that it was not a part of the altercation.” edition.cnn.com/2013/09/09/us/…

via web in reply to KenJennings

mortardata Domesticating Pig with (Netflix’s) Lipstick ow.ly/oHR1l

via HootSuite (retweeted on 2:15 PM, Sep 9th, 2013 via web)

@johnjoseph Though to clarify, I still believe blind people have the right to own firearms. Just not carry them in public.

via web in reply to lopp

@johnjoseph This is probably the first case where I agree that the law is making firearms too readily available.

via web in reply to johnjoseph

@pmccall777 Was it in your driveway?

via web in reply to pmccall777

Do you need a GoPro-compatible drone? Here’s one for the low low price of $480! slickdeals.net/f/6266842-B-H-…

via web

Oatmeal HECK YES WHO’S READY FOR SOME ? pic.twitter.com/yLeoZ73cXD

via web (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Sep 8th, 2013 via web)

@drewpotential Not necessarily… I don’t get it either /cc @jefft

via web in reply to drewpotential

@jefft You’re saying that you’re preparing to willingly subject yourself to several months of disappointment?

via web in reply to jefft

@bluthquotes @colopy After the 3 month ordeal I had to go through to get a ‘BITCOIN’ NC license plate I can hardly believe they issued that.

via web in reply to bluthquotes

“Find God’s Match for You®” - I wonder what process @christianmingle’s engineers used to determine God’s matching algorithm.

via web

Some talking head on CBS just called Andy Warhol “the predecessor to Instagram.” despair.jpg.to

via web

@pmccall777 @ddahlke It’s not a movie, but definitely check out Drunk History

via web in reply to pmccall777

@flyosity Man, he’s never going to get re-elected at this rate.

via web in reply to flyosity

@pmccall777 I thought the allegations of nepotism and racism have been disproven. Problem?

via web in reply to pmccall777

Fueled You’ve been using Instagram the wrong way…this man will show you the light: ow.ly/oAW7x

via HootSuite (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Sep 5th, 2013 via web)

LinkedInEng DataFu 1.0 is out! Here’s how this open source library makes it easier to crunch lots of data in your Pig Scripts: engineering.linkedin.com/datafu/datafu-…

via web (retweeted on 2:20 PM, Sep 5th, 2013 via web)

@neiltyson You forgot the part where the US committed war crimes with chemical weapons such as Agent Orange, White Phosphorus, & Napalm.

via web in reply to neiltyson

jonmatonis Bitcoin Foundation releases 2012 IRS Tax Return in move towards greater transparency bitcoinfoundation.org/blog/wp-conten… @LetsTalkBitcoin @coindesk

via web (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Sep 5th, 2013 via web)

Random fact: I know a guy named Billy Bacon.

via web

I pity the Luddite who smokes analog cigarettes.

via web

@danlowe PROD-896 // slits wrists

via web in reply to danlowe

Someone needs to mash up Just Delete Me with a dead man’s switch so that you can expunge your digital footprint postmortem.

via web

@gigq Freedom of choice also means freedom to choose poorly.

via web in reply to gigq

@gigq Quick, buy a phone that doesn’t restrict how you use it!

via web in reply to gigq

Benny_Hsu “I’ll tell you how risky life is. You’re not going to get out alive.” - Jim Rohn

via OS X (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Sep 3rd, 2013 via web)

ncpolicelogs VIDEO: woman steals a Fayetteville cop’s patrol car right in front of him. How embarrassing… youtube.com/watch?v=Fdy9HF…

via web (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Sep 3rd, 2013 via web)