The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

September 8th, 2009

The girl I’m dating is a porn star! Too bad she’s going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

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when I find myself behind people at the grocery store, I truly believe that cooking is becoming a lost art

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can anybody spare a few cups of brick mortar? my house is falling apart

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