I am 57% addicted to Twitter http://su.pr/1b72Ly from the incredible @oatmeal
My stomach could support a tapeworm couple! http://theoatmeal.com/qu… from @oatmeal
I could take 53 baboons in a giant dildo fight! http://theoatmeal.com/qu… from @oatmeal
I could survive for 1 MINUTE 6 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls http://theoatmeal.com/qu… from @oatmeal
I took the Twitter spelling test and scored: 100% (A+) http://su.pr/1T8Z4G from the indisputable @oatmeal
it’s good scotch if a mere whiff is like rolling out the red carpet for a sledgehammer to run up inside your skull and commence b-boying
@covati: as @johncleese puts it - twittering twats
i tell you what, @ddahlke has a pretty hip music collection for such a dirty hippie
some crazy b!tch thought she was going to pass me on a 2 lane country road in her 1994 accord… #epicfail
ready to take charge this week and lead @bronto client services to a new level of WIN