The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

December 17th, 2013

OH: “I’m not paying $30 a pill just to fuck my wife.”

via Twitter for Android

Current status: in the VIP room at the local cigar bar. The waitresses are dressed like strippers. pic.twitter.com/aSL25uWkgc

via Twitter for Android

Bar hopping with the socialites, while getting into my buddy’s truck, socialite asks if we have a step stool to help her get in. :-D

via Twitter for Android

Current status: listening to rich people complain about their valet service.

via Twitter for Android

An alcohol-fueled excursion has led me to a rich socialite club party where everyone is wearing a suit and I’m wearing a t-shirt.

via Twitter for Android

RT @flyosity: “What bitcoin miners actually do could be better described as competitive bookkeeping.” http://t.co/cfKZmMHESH

via web

Crime scene near my house yesterday was a double homicide; hope they catch the murderer soon :-/ http://t.co/euSgG8ypzW

via web