The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

January 19th, 2011

angrydeveloper 5.25” floppy -> 3.5” floppy -> zip drive -> external -> usb drive -> usb flash drive -> HOLOGRAPHIC FUCKING STAR TRECK CRYSTAL

via Nambu (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Jan 19th, 2011 via web)

Your body is a temple; fill it with virgins.

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@mark_a_phelps man up and write it yourself

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Certain Exes of mine used to say one of my weaknesses was apologies. Jackasses obviously didn’t know that admitting mistakes is a weakness.

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@hoorayimhelping maybe we should add that to the ‘company perks’ on our job descriptions.

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I’m really enjoying Swype - I’ve already trained it to spell all the important curse words and even a new one I learned today: “emogothfuck”

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your body is a temple. you should burn ‘incense’ in it as much as possible.

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@mark_a_phelps @hoorayimhelping it really grinds my gears when someone ends a sentence with a preposition.

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@mark_a_phelps would you say it grinds your gears when people express the grinding of their gears?

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