The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

June 22nd, 2009

i’ve got one for you, @michaelbrooks - would you rather be accosted by muddy paws or urine soaked paws?

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nota bene: i tweet in order to chronicle my life events and musings, not whoring for attention. negative nancies can GTFO

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to put things in perspective: i just calculated that my 350Z had 170 horsepower per ton (including rider) but the CBR has 459 HP / Ton

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alas, it seems the iBrick is no more… i have a hole in my pocket and it could have fallen out anywhere around durham.

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Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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@seanmcnichol: planning on getting way over your head in debt, then going on a coked-out rampage before then committing suicide?

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just added 3 terabytes of storage to The Machine 2.0 for $200 - thanks, Dell!

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best way for an introverted geek to get dates? buy a motorcycle! http://idek.net/G7Q apparently machine guns are a turn-on as well…

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