lornahermin According to @posco Justin Bieber is responsible for skewing map/reduce functions at Twitter :) #BigDataTechCon
@BrontoCaroline The dessert tray was in a different room. http://t.co/UbXjKiRZIr
#BigDataTechCon has the best catered lunches of any conference I’ve attended. Four star quality eats!
jonmatonis Every 10 min, approx. $3-5 million worth of private #bitcoin transactions are processed by the free market. Thanks for the data, @blockchain
@hoorayimhelping @flyosity Kind of - the sheer number of gun owners makes events such as these inevitable because humans make mistakes.
Kudos to Mike Stonebraker for giving a keynote about how Hadoop is destined to fail because it’s only good at embarrassingly parallel probs.
BigDataTechCon “Column stores are going to win” - Dr. Michael Stonebraker at #BigDataTechCon. #bigdata http://t.co/KSmUcbhkAP
@pmccall777 Without getting too graphic, this Dude was not a friend and he was pretty gross.
Turns out Dude had the right idea. Mass exodus from that talk while the speaker fiddled with Eclipse settings trying to get demo working.
Dude sitting next to us at this tech conference nodded off and started snoring so loudly the whole room could hear. #awkward
8 days after reaching the $100 mark, the exchange rate for 1 Bitcoin has surpassed $200. It could be a bubble, but it could be a snowball…