The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

February 17th, 2012

@pmccall777 NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!

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Invest in land and fossil fuels; they aren’t making any more of them. Invest in yourself - they aren’t making any more of those either.

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I have examined all the women in my area on @okcupid and found them to be lacking. Time to take this shit multi-channel.

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Got accepted into Mensa yesterday. Currently taking bets on who will be weirded out more at the meetings: me or them.

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@jdchmiel where are the docs? I call shenanigans!

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The simplest way to stay abreast of emerging technology is to watch what the porn industry is doing.

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