danharmon Drank 5 hour energy. Then 2 sudafed. Forgetting I’d taken them, had a vodka rocks. Just saw Ben Franklin in the kitchen. He says aisisjd
@carpedurham holy mother of god, MY EARS
@flyosity I forsee Santorum’s response: “It’s not rape if the woman’s vagina is open.”
@Jeremy_DeGroot @ameir AWESOME.
@flyosity OH SHIT THAT GUY WANTS TO TAKE AWAY MY PORN.
Scumbag @twcable sends a letter saying update my billing info, representatives are available 24/7! Call phone # and they’re only open 8-5.