The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

June 25th, 2009

remi has good taste - his favorite toy by far is simply the racquetball i gave him as a pup

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just concluded the first official roast in which i’ve ever participated… never heard so many dirty jokes told by guys 2X to 3X my age

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i called it. freshman yr of high school, i had a bill accepted to NC mock House to req insurance for coastal properties http://idek.net/Ggj

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somehow, some way, a fly became trapped inside my helmet as i was driving down highway 98. distracting to say the least.

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@brontomatt - the williamson organic cuke was delicious. i hope to reciprocate with lopp’s steriod enhanced corn

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@goddamndave: You’re confusing Amish Fever with Reefer Madness. I failed to mention I was bitten by a transient Amishman a few weeks back.

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